Sunday, September 27, 2020

It's The End Of The Season As We Knew It

Well that was fun, huh? Just when you were finally starting to get into a groove, and learn who plays for which team now, and have a feel for who on your team is gonna be good or bad or just hurt all the time... poof. It's all over. Our 60-game experiment in trying to cobble together a baseball season has ended. There is still the even-stranger experiment of a playoff format where over half the teams are allowed in. But just the same, we said goodbye to quite a few of them on Sunday, a mere 66 days (minus 5 minutes) after we welcomed them back. And this week, there were more than enough teams and players who decided to put a flourish on the end of their season by throwing some fun and drama onto the ends of individual games. What's the saying?, it's not how you start, it's how you finish.


Steeling Away

We take you to Pittsburgh for a little bit of both starting and finishing. On Tuesday the Pirates got an early RBI double from Erik Gonzalez, then managed all of 1 run off Adbert Alzolay, which might have been more except for your everyday 9-4-3-5 out-stretching by Adam Frazier. Stephen Brault, meanwhile, held the Cubs to only 2 hits of their own, although he did plunk multiple batters along the way, the first Pirates pitcher with that weird combination since Wandy Rodriguez also did it against the Cubs on April 3, 2013. All that would go down the drain when Anthony Rizzo hit a 2-run homer, the first tying or go-ahead dinger the Cubs have hit in the 8th or later at PNC Park since... Anthony Rizzo took Jeanmar Gomez deep on April 2, 2014. He's the first Cubs batter to hit two such homers there.

Jacob Stallings then proceeded to hit the Pirates' first walkoff homer against the Cubs in over 2 years, since Adam Frazier took Brandon Kintzler deep on August 19, 2018. It was also Pittsburgh's first (and only) one of the regular season; there were 12 teams who didn't hit one in our shortened little mini-season.

Wednesday's game seemed to duplicate Tuesday's-- just a few innings earlier. Anthony Rizzo, as the second batter of the game, homered to put the Cubs up 1-0. Leadoff batter Adam Frazier tied things up on the fourth pitch from Kyle Hendricks, marking the first time the Pirates had hit a walkoff homer in one game and a leadoff homer in the next since Al Martin and Carlos Garcia did it on September 12 & 14, 1993.

And before we could finish looking that up, Ke'Bryan Hayes had taken Hendricks deep also, the Pirates' first back-to-back homers to start a game since Jose Tabata and Neil Walker against Cincinnati on September 20, 2013. And we can only hope that the cardboard cutouts made it to their seats in time for these three homers. Because that was it. Hendricks and Trevor Williams both settled down and didn't allow another run. Frazier ran into another out at third base. Cameron Maybin had 2 doubles and a steal, joining Rafael Palmeiro (April 24, 1988) as the only Cubs in the modern era to do that IN Pittsburgh. But when Ian Happ struck out to end the game with the tying run at second, we had the first (and only) game this season where both teams scored in the 1st inning and neither one scored again. The last such game at PNC was against the Padres on August 9, 2014. And more notably, those back-to-back'ers to start the game? In franchise history (1882), the Pirates had never led off a game with two homers and then failed to score again after that. (And they won!)

Meanwhile, Monday's series opener ended with less of a bang than a whimper. The Pirates didn't have a hit in the last 3 innings, so pinch-hitter Jared Oliva couldn't exactly have done much about the 5-0 deficit with 2 outs in the 9th. But he could make his major-league debut, and why not in a spot where there's no pressure? Sure enough, struck out looking. But his little piece of history is that he's the first Pirates player to make his MLB debut in the form of a game-ending, pinch-hit strikeout since Leo "Red" Nonnenkamp did so against the Giants on September 6, 1933.


Mistakes By The Lakes

Up the road in Cleveland, on the other hand, the cardboard cutouts had most of the night to get to their seats. (Isn't it nice that they stay for the entire game? And aren't constantly climbing in and out of the rows because their kids want nachos or something? Maybe they'll renew next year.) Their local Tribe was taking on that other team from Chicago, and while the late-arriving cutouts would have missed Jose Ramirez's 3-run homer on Monday, they had some chances to make up for it. That Monday dinger propelled the Indians to an otherwise-uneventful 7-4 win, and was also the third one Ramirez has hit as the team's third batter of a game (meaning the first two batters must also reach). Carlos Baerga and HOF'er Earl Averill (5x) are the only others in team history with three such homers.

On Tuesday, however, the cutouts really could have just shown up for the free runners in extra innings rather than bother with the first 9. The Indians (Cesar Hernandez) and White Sox (Jose Abreu) traded solo homers and got stuck in a 1-1 slog that wasn't even really a pitcher's duel (wait for that one). Finally in the 10th it started to get exciting, and the only two words you need to know there are "Angel Hernandez". The umpire that Twitter loves to hate threw out multiple people for yelling about a questionable check-swing, but apparently it did the trick. Adam Engel immediately triples home the free runner, just the second time in the past 100 years that the Sox have had a go-ahead three-bagger against the Indians in extra innings. Alex Rios had the other on May 8, 2012. Engel later scores, and then the Indians score their free runner to set us up at 4-3 with two outs. Hernandez takes a walk to put the winning run at first base. So with our third "mound visit" of the inning, it must be time to bring in Jose Ruiz. He gets five pitches into Jose Ramirez's at-bat and requires yet another mound visit. And clearly that was the most helpful advice ever, because the very next pitch ends up amongst the cardboard cutouts in right field for a 3-run walkoff homer.

Ramirez had another walkoff homer against the White Sox on May 8 of last year; Jason Giambi and Carlos Santana are the only other Clevelanders to hit two against them. And it is tricky to hit an extra-inning walkoff homer with your team trailing, since it requires giving up run(s) in the top half. Sure enough, the Indians have only one other such homer in their history against Chicago; Frank Robinson hit it off Terry Forster on June 11, 1976. And Jose Ruiz-- mound visit notwithstanding-- got a blown save for his trouble (but not the loss because the winning run was already on first). Since saves became an official thing in 1969, only one other White Sox pitcher has blown one by giving up a walkoff homer to the first batter he faced: Addison Reed in Boston on July 19, 2012.

Wednesday looked a lot like Tuesday, except this one was a pitcher's duel between Lucas Giolito (of "threw a no-hitter a month ago") and Shane Bieber (of "not if but when"). They became the third opposing starters in Progressive Field history to strike out 10 and allow 2 or fewer runs; Carlos Carrasco and Detroit's Kyle Lobstein did it in 2014, and Chuck Finley matched wits with Esteban Loaiza of the Rangers in 2000. Both their decisions would get wiped out when Yoan Moncada led off the 8th with a triple and Abreu drove him in.

This is, of course, just setting up another walkoff homer, this time by fourth outfielder Jordan Luplow who didn't even play the first two games of the series. He and Ramirez gave the Indians their first back-to-back wins via walkoff homer since Josh Bard and Karim Garcia hit them against Seattle on August 23-24, 2002. For the White Sox, it was their first pair of losses via walkoff homer since Bobby Kielty and Mark Kotsay of Oakland did them in on June 1-2, 2004.


Eight Is Enough

After finishing that series with the Cubs, the Pirates also made their way up I-76 to Cleveland for their final three games of the regular season. And on Friday, two of the things we love to hate-- no-hitters and excessive walking of people-- collided once again in the form of Mitch Keller. You can't really blame Cleveland for not being troubled to get a hit; why swing if the guy can't find the strike zone? But Keller walked the first three batters of the game, the first Pirates pitcher to do that since James McDonald against the Padres on August 22, 2012. He then walked Francisco Lindor again in the 3rd. And the 5th. Lindor stole a base along the way, duplicating a feat of his from June 20, 2018, against the White Sox. The only other Indians leadoff batters to have 0 hits, but 3 walks and a steal, in two separate games are Alex Cole, Jack Graney, Dick Howser, Kenny Lofton, and Grady Sizemore.

But by the time we get through the 5th, Keller is at 98 pitches and eight walks-- yet still with a no-hitter intact. And Derek Shelton can't reasonably let him go any further. He thus becomes the first pitcher for any team to walk 8 but allow 0 hits in an outing since Brandon Morrow of the Jays did it on April 26, 2014. There have only been two other Pirates pitchers in the modern era to post that line, but both of them finished their no-hitters. One of them probably even remembers it; they are Cliff Chambers in 1951 and Doc Ellis's infamous no-no in 1970. And if this feels vaguely familiar with regards to Keller, it's because it was only last Saturday that he did the same thing against the Cardinals. That game didn't have all the walks, but once again Keller went 6 innings, didn't allow a hit, and got pulled after 84 pitches so that Sam Howard could not only blow the no-hitter, but the save as well. Want to guess how many other pitchers have ever had consecutive starts of 5+ innings and 0 hits allowed? If we told you the answer is one, you might get it-- none other than Johnny Vander Meer himself.

However, even though Keller's gone, we still have a situation on Friday, which Delino DeShields breaks up by bunting for a hit in the 7th inning. (Unwritten rules!) But it's 3-1 going to the 9th and Chris Stratton returns for a second inning on the mound. Jordan Luplow doubles home a run. DeShields swings away and ties the game with another hit. And then with 2 outs and 2 strikes, Cesar Hernandez ropes one just fair down the right-field line for a walkoff double. It was the first walkoff double the Indians had ever hit against Pittsburgh, and of course it also gave them three walkoffs in four days. The last time they did that was May 17-20, 2013, against the Mariners.

There would be no fourth walkoff for the Indians on Saturday, as they instead ran into the buzzsaw that was Joe Musgrove. Musgrove hasn't reached Jacob deGrom levels of futility, but he does suffer from a Pirates offense that hit just .220 this season, third-lowest in the majors. So Musgrove managed to strike out 7, 8, sometimes 10 batters in most of his starts this season, but also give up 2 or 3 runs and eat a loss. In fact, last Sunday against the Cardinals, he allowed 0 runs on 3 hits, struck out 10, and got a no-decision when the bullpen lost a 1-0 lead. On Saturday against Cleveland he put up the exact same stat line, thus becoming the first Pittsburgh hurler in (at least) the live-ball era to do it in consecutive games. This time, finally, he won, because Ke'Bryan Hayes and Colin Moran also showed up.

The Pirates' #2 and #3 hitters teamed up for back-to-back hits in the 1st and 4th inning, and Moran's second hit was a 3-run homer to make him the first Pittsburgh designated hitter ever to have 4 RBI in a game. He joined Pedro Alvarez, Casey McGehee, and Jason Bay as the only Pirates to do that in Cleveland. Hayes, meanwhile, doubled and scored without Moran's help in the 3rd, leaving him with 4 hits and 2 doubles as he prepared to lead off the 9th inning. Yep, first pitch. A fifth hit and third double, which combination had never been done by a Pirates batter in an interleague game. The only others with 5 hits were Warren Morris in Kansas City in 2000 and Brant Brown at Detroit in 1999. And even though no Pirates batter had done 5-and-3 in interleague play, Hayes was the first Pittsburgher to do it in any road game since Willie Stargell erupted in a 20-10 game in Atlanta on August 1, 1970.

And for being so close together, the Steel City and the Forest City don't really play each other all that much. Still, though, you'd think there'd be one lopsided game in 24 seasons of interleague play to this point. And you'd be wrong. To find another 8-0 shutout by Pittsburgh over Cleveland, you have to return to the days when they both had National League teams. Yep, those great Cleveland Spiders teams-- one of which (not the famous one) dropped an 8-0 decision at Exposition Park on July 28, 1894. The U.S. President at the time? Grover... Cleveland.


Walk Off The Dinosaur

Nothing like a mention of the president to take us to Washington, where talk about endings and people departing from buildings seems to be all the rage lately. But at least Yadiel Hernandez didn't have any issues departing Nationals Park. Like many players, the 32-year-old rookie (you read that right) had bigger issues leaving Cuba; Hernandez was one of a group of players for the Cuban national team who defected in 2015 while on a barnstorming tour in North Carolina. After three years in the Nationals' farm system, he finally got his big-league debut earlier this month, and in the second game of Tuesday's doubleheader with the Phillies, it was time for another breakout.

The Nationals had already won the first game 5-1 with Austin Voth and Aaron Nola technically both getting credit for complete games. Thanks to the 7-inning quirk, Nola became the first Phils hurler to give up 5 runs and yet still finish a "complete game" since Curt Schilling gave up 5 runs in the 9th and got walked off by the Mets on May 23, 1999. In the second game, however, the Phillies were trying to piece together 7 innings' worth of pitches from their bullpen, and the Nationals quickly took a lead in the 3rd when David Phelps faced three batters and let all of them score. No Phillies pitcher had done that against Washington since Mike Adams on May 2, 2014. The Phillies, however, chipped away and tied the game on an overturned call in the 6th. Off we go to extras, even though "extras" in this case still only means the 8th inning. The Phillies score their free runner on an error, but Daniel Hudson escapes a further jam after walking two more batters. That leaves the Nats down 1 and with the tying run already out there at second. No better time for Yadiel to hit his first major-league homer.

Since the team moved from Montreal, they've hit just two other extra-inning walkoff homers when trailing, and we can personally vouch for one of them. On June 29, 2008, Ronnie Belliard doinked one off the left-field foul pole in the bottom of the 12th to beat Baltimore. And 24 days before that, Elijah Dukes hit one in the 10th to beat the Cardinals. The Expos had two such homers, by Spike Owen in 1989 and Jerry White in 1980. Hernandez also hit the first extra-inning walkoff homer for the Washington incarnation of the team against the Phillies, plus their first one ever by a designated hitter (which makes sense since they never had a DH at home until this year). As an aside, we send some love to Trea Turner and Juan Soto, who both recorded a stolen base in both games of Tuesday's doubleheader, the first Nats/Expos teammates to do that since Marquis Grissom and Delino DeShields (that's Senior) on June 5, 1992. But Soto hasn't yet hit a walkoff homer. Hernandez-- 10 years his senior-- just did. And according to Stats LLC, he's the oldest player in MLB history to hit a walkoff for his first major-league homer.


Harper Valley PTA

The Nationals and Phillies finished out that series on Wednesday with a game that fits into the other category of "big endings"-- the kind that doesn't have any drama and is best described as "piling on". "Big" in the sense of just padding the stats. We'll put Bryce Harper in charge of that, given that he's already single-handedly beating the Nationals by the time we get to the 6th inning. Harper has already notched his 21st career multi-homer game, and ninth at Nationals Park, but of course the circumstances for this one were a bit different than the first eight. This time Harper is in the third-base dugout as a member of the visiting team. Only Ryan Zimmerman (12) has more multi-homer games on South Capitol Street, but Harper is just the third batter to do it both for the Nationals and against the Nationals, joining Matt Adams and Daniel Murphy. He's also already become the third Phillies DH with a multi-homer game, after Phil Gosselin in the opening series of this season and Ricky Ledee at the Metrodome in 2004.

So borrowing a page from what other teams used to do to them, the Nationals finally just start walking him. Intentionally. With the score up to 4-1 in the 8th, Kyle McGowin uncorks a wild pitch that opens up first base, so yeah, put him on. That's the second IBB of the game for Harper, putting him in some elite company already. Intentional walks were first split out by the leagues in 1955, and only one other Phillies batter has had two of them and two homers in the same game-- Mike Schmidt in the famous 23-22 game at Wrigley Field in 1979. And while Harper didn't add to the damage, Jean Segura eventually singled in both runs to make it 6-1.

At this point on Wednesday, the defending champions would have had to win every remaining game to still make the playoffs, and they're already trailing by 5, so let's just put the final nail in 2020 and move on. Enter Ryne Harper to pitch. Andrew McCutchen doubles again to become the first Phillies batter with a homer and a pair of doubles at either Nats Park or RFK. Bobby Abreu had been the last to do it in a road game against the franchise, on April 23, 2004. But now first base is open again. And we might as well make major-league history-- in multiple ways. First we'll have Ryne Harper intentionally walk Bryce Harper. Obviously we didn't check every surname in MLB history, but it's definitely never been done by Harpers before. But more notably, the third intentional walk to Bryce puts him on a list with Albert Pujols (2013), David Wright (2007), and Claudell Washington (1980) as having 3 IBBs and 2 homers in a game. But none of them scored 4 runs. Cue the Didi Gregorius homer which makes Bryce the first player ever to draw 3 IBBs and score 4 runs in a game (homers or no homers). It's now 9-1 and Ryne is taking one for the team. Andrew Knapp 3-run homer to make it 12-1, and Ryne has now become the third player in Nats/Expos history to give up 6 runs and 2 homers while getting only 2 outs. Gil Heredia did it in 1993 and Gary Waslewski pulled it off in their inaugural season of 1969. The last time the Phillies hit multiple 3-run homers in a 9th inning was in yet another Ricky Ledee game, with Pat Burrell against this same Nats/Expos franchise on July 15, 2002.

It finally takes Brock Holt (and an extremely-rare-in-2020 double-switch!) to get the final out for the Nationals; Holt also ended up pitching an inning last week when the Nats got blown out by the Marlins in the second game of a doubleheader. The only other position player in franchise history to take the mound twice in the same season was second baseman Vance Law who did it in both 1986 and 1987.

And at least there was still one last souvenir to be had by a cardboard cutout before the Nats officially relinquished their chance at repeating. Juan Soto poked an otherwise-meaningless homer to make the final score 12-3 instead of 12-1 (and also destroy a fun note we had ready about it being their biggest win in Washington since 1899). But he became the first "Nationals" batter ever to homer in the bottom of the 9th with the team trailing by 11 runs. The last Expos batter to do that was Fernando Seguignol, and it was his last career homer in Montreal, on July 9, 2000. (Weirdly, he hit 9 more dingers in parts of three seasons after that, but all on the road.)


The One Toronto

When it comes to piling on, however, you have to hand it to the Yankees and Blue Jays. We spent the first half of last week's post taking you through 20-6 and then 13-2 and then 10-7. To say nothing of each of them dumping double digits on other opponents several times this season.

They're baaaaack. In this bizarre schedule where the Yankees will play two-thirds of their games without leaving the state of New York, they are back in Erie County for their final four games with the Blue Jays, and we may once again have an abacus shortage. (We'll be fine; we checked, and of course you can buy one on Amazon. And have it tomorrow.) On Tuesday they unloaded on Tanner Roark for 6 runs, mostly in a 5th inning that included four singles, a hit batter, and Roark's eventual exit. He was actually the first Jays pitcher to give up 6 runs and 7 hits to the Yankees without there being a homer in the mix since Pat Hentgen on July 21, 2004. But that by itself probably wouldn't have gotten much notice, and the Yankees are not about to be not noticed.

Chase Anderson strikes out 5 in relief but also gives up 3 more runs, the first Jays reliever to do that in under 3 innings since Joe Biagini blew a save against the Yankees in 2017. No blown saves to worry about here; Wilmer Font makes a bold statement by putting a first-pitch strikethrough the zone (see what we did there?) to every batter he sees, but also winds up allowing 3 singles and 2 runs in the 9th for a final tally of 12-1. And a completely different 12-1 than last week; the Yankees had not scored 12 runs in a game without benefit of a home run since another contest with the Blue Jays 13 years earlier to the day (September 22, 2007, won 12-11). Aaron Judge had 3 hits and 3 runs scored, the first Yankee to do that without homering since A-Rod, eight years earlier to the day against Oakland. And in case the Jays forgot those 20-6 and 13-2 games from last week (they probably didn't), dumping another 12-1 on top of it made it just the second time in Jays history that they'd lost three games to the same opponent by 11 or more. The Red Sox pounded them four such times in 2011. And in the expansion era (1961) since there's been more than seven other teams to play, the Yankees had only beaten two other opponents by 11+ thrice in one season-- the 2011 Orioles and 1996 Angels.

So then we come to Wednesday's game and, mm, yeah, doesn't look like the Jays forgot. Masahiro Tanaka gave up 5 early runs, including his seems-to-be-required-every-game home run to Danny Jansen, but once again that wasn't the big story. Bo Bichette leads off the 6th with a single, after which Gary Sanchez gets called for another catcher's interference violation. He already owns this Yankees record, so we've stopped looking it up, but he also got cited in the series opener on Monday, thus becoming the first Yankees backstop to do it in two different games so close together since Thurman Munson in April 1975. (Francisco Cervelli once did it twice in the same game, hence the weird phrasing.) That was also the Yankees' fourth error overall in the game; this is going to end up being the first game where they scored 1 run and committed four miscues since a 13-inning loss to the Angels on July 7, 2007.

Then: Single, single, walk, hit batter, and back-to-back doubles by Cavan Biggio and Bo Bichette again. Eight runs in the inning for a total of 14 and their largest win over the Yankees since a 14-0 shutout on September 4, 2001. Combined with the 20-6 game, it was the first season where the Blue Jays scored 14 and allowed 14 against the same opponent since the 2014 Red Sox, and the fourth time they've done it against the Yankees (2001, 1987, 1977).

Your Toronto Star of the game (that should be a thing; get on that, newspaper) was Danny Jansen who not only hit that homer off Tanaka, he hit another one in the 8th off backup catcher Erik Kratz (yeah, we got there) and was the plunk-ee on that hit-by-pitch in the 6th. He ended up with 4 hits, 3 runs scored, 3 RBI, and 2 homers... batting 9th. Travis Snider, on September 15, 2009, had been the only Jays #9 batter to have a multi-homer game against the Yankees. Only one other Jays #9 had posted 3 extra-base hits to go with the 3 scored and 3 driven in, and that was J.P. Arencibia's memorable MLB debut in 2010. And in MLB's modern era, only four #9 batters have ever collected 4 base hits and been hit by a pitch in the same game, and two of the other three are pitchers since they generally used to bat there. Jack Scott of the Giants (1926) and Carl Erskine of the Dodgers (1950) make up that list along with Cleveland shortstop Tom Veryzer in 1978.


There are undoubtedly baseball "purists" out there who consider this special 16-team expanded postseason a tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Lenny Bruce, however, is not afraid. Feeling pretty psyched, in fact. Let's just hope it doesn't start with another earthquake. Intermission!


Error Apparent

On Friday the Yankees re-celebrated Derek Jeter's last home game (the one where, of course, fantasy became reality (eye roll)) by inviting Jeter back to the Bronx some 6 years later. It really had nothing to do with the last game, it's because Jeter is now CEO of the Marlins, and they were the Yankees' final opponent of the regular season. It was also the anniversary of the death of their star pitcher Jose Fernandez, which made for even more synergy when the Marlins had a chance to clinch their first playoff spot in 17 years with a win. The Yankees defense decided to help them out a little bit, although really all they needed was Garrett Cooper's 3-run homer in the 1st. That was just the second homer of its kind the Fish had ever hit in the Bronx; Mike Lowell went deep off "El Duque" Orlando Hernandez on July 13, 2000.

Gary Sanchez made up for yet another catcher's interference call by hitting a leadoff single in the 8th with the Yankees trailing 3-2. You will recall that Sanchez already committed a CI on both Monday and Wednesday, making him the first catcher for any team to do it three times in five days since Vic Roznovsky of the Cubs in September 1965. Sanchez was then lifted for a pinch runner to allow the Yankees to tie the game, but his catching replacement Kyle Higashioka didn't fare much better. His attempt to catch Monte Harrison in an extra-inning rundown hit Harrison in the back and allowed him to scamper back to third safely; he promptly scored on Jesús Aguilar's sac fly. That was the third go-ahead sac fly the Marlins had ever hit in extra innings of an interleague game, after Derrek Lee (2002) and Todd Zeile (1998), both at Tropicana Field. That was also the Yankees' fourth fielding error of the day, and yes, they did that on Wednesday also. The last time the Yankees had a pair of 4-error games within a week of each other was in May 1985. Friday was only the third time in Marlins history they had scraped together 3 hits in an extra-inning game and won it; the others were both 1-0 affairs, against the Nationals in 2010 and at Atlanta in the next-to-last game of 1999.


Crouching Tiger, Hidden Marlin

So the Marlins are in the "postseason", altered though it may be, for the first time since 2003. You might remember how that turned out for them. Miguel Cabrera does. That was his rookie year with the Marlins, and he's the only member of that World Series team who is still playing. Heck, as of today, he's the only one who's not eligible for the Hall of Fame; A.J. Burnett retired in 2015 and with the 2020 season now concluded, he's served his 5-year waiting period.

Even at age 37, and with most of his stardom having come in Detroit and not Miami, it turns out Miggy can still rake. And not just the leaves in his yard. He can rake some baseballs out of yards too, and he made a couple stops on that tour this week. In the Tigers' final game in Minneapolis on Wednesday, he came to the plate in the 6th and decided something needed to be done about the 6-0 deficit Detroit was facing. Might as well start by cutting it in half. 3-run homer. Jake Cave would hit his second homer of the game for the Twins in the bottom half, which didn't seem important at the time-- until Miggy comes back up in the 9th with two runners on and Sergio Romo trotting in from the bullpen. Miggy could make the last out, give Romo the save, and we'll all go grab dinner and hang out somewhere. Oh, right. Guess we'll hit another 3-run homer instead. This is where Cave's homer matters, because Jeimer Candelario did make that last out and the Twins still won 7-6 instead of Miggy tying the game. But that's a pair of 3-run homers, equals 6 RBI, in a game where the Tigers scored 6 runs. Only one other player in team history has driven in every run on the scale of 6 or more; Hank Greenberg had a 3-run homer, a solo shot, and a bases-loaded double to single-handedly beat the Yankees 7-4 on September 14, 1946. Wednesday was the fourth time Miggy's had 6 RBI in a game for the Tigers, one more than Greenberg and now trailing only Charlie Gehringer (7x) and Cecil Fielder (6x). He was also the first Tigers batter with 6 RBI in a loss since Craig Monroe against the Angels on August 23, 2003.

On Thursday the Tigers find themselves in Kansas City, and the good news is that other players besides Miggy scored and drove in runs. The bad news is that they still lost again. But Cabrera did have a 5th-inning homer that at least temporarily tied the game. And that made him the first Tigers batter with a homer and 3 RBI in back-to-back games where Detroit lost both of them since Tony Clark did it against Baltimore in September 1996. Willi Castro also chipped in 3 hits, 3 RBI, and a homer; he and Cabrera were the first Tigers teammates to do that in a loss since Juan Encarnacion, Bobby Higginson, and Joe Randa all had that line in an epic 17-16 game on September 14, 1998. And Thursday's line was the 58th time Miggy had collected 3 hits and 3 RBI in a game for the Tigers. That ties the great Gehringer for the most in team history, and is one more than Harry Heilman (though Heilman does have more if you retroactively apply the RBI rules before 1920).


We'll Never Be Royals

For all of Miggy's efforts, the Royals won that Thursday game 8-7 after Sal Perez started things with a 3-run homer as the team's third batter of the game. He hit one of those against Cleveland in August 2018 too; George Brett and Amos Otis are the only other Royals batters to do it multiple times. After that it became The Adalberto Mondesi Show (while this sounds like a neat programming concept, the title is a little clunky). Being one of the runners ahead of Perez's homer in the 1st was only the start; Mondesi finished off that game with 4 hits and 2 steals for the third time in his Royals career. Only Willie Wilson (6x) has done it more often. Tack on 2 runs scored and 2 RBI, and you have a line that's only been posted by two others in team history: Amos Otis (1978) is one of those as well, along with Hal McRae in 1980. Mondesi would add 3 hits and 2 steals in Friday's win over Detroit at well, becoming the first player in Royals history to do that in back-to-back games.

Although The Adalberto Mondesi Show took over from The Sal Perez Show on Thursday, it did get quite a lead-in from Wednesday's series finale against the Cardinals. In that one Mondesi scored 3 runs, but that was mainly because he was batting ahead of Perez, who connected for a 2-run homer in the 1st and a 3-run homer in the 3rd against Carlos Martinez. That's 2 homers and 5 RBI against the Cardinals, which had been achieved by only one other Royals batter-- Kendrys Morales on May 22, 2015.

Annnnd that list lasted all of 4 innings. The Royals quickly knocked Martinez out of the game in the 6th; he would join Brad Thompson (2007) and Mark Petkovsek (1997) as the only Cardinals pitchers to give up 8 earned runs to Kansas City. Yep, eight. Martinez hurt himself and left the game after one pitch to Franchy Cordero, and broadcasters always cite that rule about "as much time as he wants to warm up". That's not actually true; it's up to the umpire to decide when he's ready and order the game resumed. Maybe Todd Tichenor should've given him two more warmups. Because that's how many pitches it took for Cordero to launch a 3-run homer off Seth Elledge. And when he came up in the 7th and launched another homer off Kodi Whitley, we unbelievably had Royals franchise history. Cordero and Perez became their first teammates ever to hit 2 homers each in the same home game, whether at Kauffman Stadium or the old Muni downtown. The Royals were the only active franchise never to have teammates do that in a home game, and then only the cardboard cutouts got to watch it happen. Cordero and Perez also became the second teammates in Royals history to have both 2 homers and 5 RBI each in the same game. Obviously the other one happened on the road, by Brian McRae and Mike Macfarlane in Detroit on July 14, 1991. And since by now you know that we like dropping these little asterisks about teams moving, there was one instance of two Kansas City players having multiple homers at Municipal Stadium. But they were for the Athletics-- Jim Gentile and Nelson Mathews against Cleveland on August 30, 1964.


Let's Get Athletic

You know, the Athletics. One of the few franchises (quick, name the other two) to have called three different cities home over the years. Not only did they give us a couple fun Kansas City notes this week, but they were playing their own games down at Dodger Stadium, and that's not completely unfamiliar territory either. Even if you disregard interleague play, remember that the "California" Angels had to borrow that stadium for their first four years. And thus the Kansas City Athletics made plenty of trips there from 1962-65.

Tuesday's series opener was nothing special unless you count the A's striking out 13 times, and not even against Clayton Kershaw or Walker Buehler. Trevor May and five relievers combined to do that to them, but it wasn't the first time the A's had whiffed that many times at Chavez Ravine. The other, as you might have guessed, was against the Angels on September 4, 1965, their next-to-last game there until interleague play with the Dodgers started in 1997.

Ramon Laureano broke a 4-4 tie in Wednesday's game with a 9th-inning homer that would have mathematically clinched the division even if the A's hadn't been scoreboard-watching and known that the Astros had already lost. But Laureano's blast was the first go-ahead homer the A's had ever hit that late in a game at Dodger Stadium. The previous "record holder" had been by Olmedo Saenz, actually against the Dodgers, with 2 outs in the 8th on June 9, 2000.

And Thursday the A's were facing Walker Buehler, so that record of fanning 13 times didn't exactly last long. For just the fifth time in their history-- all three cities-- the Athletics struck out 16 times and mustered only 3 base hits; those other games came against Corey Kluber (2017), David Wells (1997), Sam McDowell (1968), and a 17-year-old Bob Feller (1936). Sean Murphy did become the first A's #9 batter ever to homer at Dodger Stadium, which they had never done during the Angels years (and the pitcher would have batted in interleague games before 2020). Murphy also earned the distinction of being the first Oakland #9 batter whose solo homer was their only run of a game since Dustin Garneau did that against the Angels-- not at Dodger Stadium, but at their "new" home in Anaheim-- on August 28, 2017.

(The answer we were going for was the Braves and the Orioles-slash-Browns-slash-Brewers. If you said the Dodgers because Brooklyn was its own separate city before being absorbed into New York in 1898, then you have thought way too much about the question and should go read some archived Kernels posts.)


Canha Get A Witness

The A's fared a little bit better when they got back to Oakland on Friday, although as we mentioned, they've already clinched the division, so it's all about second- and third-round advantage now. Mark Canha, who in Wednesday's game became the fourth A's batter (Jermaine Dye, Jim Nash, Jim Gosger) with the obscure batting line of 0 hits but 2 walks and a sacrifice fly, wandered to the plate for the fifth time against Seattle hoping that this one might be more productive than the first four. Canha hadn't done badly-- a double and two walks-- but the catch to this game is that it's an AL West affair. Which means it's perfectly reasonable-- maybe even expected-- that neither team could be bothered to score in the first 9 innings. And when the Mariners did finally score in the 10th, it really had nothing to do with them. The New Rules put a runner on second for them, and then two batters later Sean Murphy committed a passed ball to score him. It would end up being the only game in Mariners history (1977) where their only run came on a passed ball.

Back to Mark Canha, however. Ramon Laureano has already doubled home Oakland's free runner for the tie, and also making this the first game in Oakland in over 5 years where neither team scored in regulation but both teams scored in extras. The Astros traded runs with the A's in both the 10th and 11th on April 24, 2015. But Canha then sent the cardboard cutouts home happy with a 2-run walkoff homer. That was the first one Oakland had hit against Seattle in extra innings since Coco Crisp greeted Hector Noesi on April 3, 2014.


Do The BART, Man

And now for BART's worst nightmare. No, not Bart Simpson, and not even Joey Bart, though he's probably had a few. Bay Area Rapid Transit, who has to get all those cardboard cutouts home after the game. For this reason, in two-team cities, the MLB schedulers very rarely have them both play at home at the same time. At the very least one plays a day game to end a homestand, and the other plays a night game to open a homestand. But Friday we're in doubleheader territory and the Padres are on the other end of the Transbay Tube, such that both parks are hosting games at the same time.

The Giants held on to win the first game 5-4, but once again we have that strange 2020 phenomenon where makeup games are played in their original format even though the site has changed. Since there's no gate revenue to worry about sharing, it doesn't matter who bats first. So Friday's second game, originally scheduled to have been in Petco Park, is played with the Giants batting first. And they seem to be on their way to a sweep when Wilmer Flores hits a lead-flipping homer in the 6th, the first one San Francisco had hit that late in a home game against San Diego since Barry Bonds walked off Trevor Hoffman on June 30, 1995. (Yes, it is still a home game by rule even though the home team is batting first. Look around. Coke-bottle slide. Giant glove. McCovey Cove. Renel Brooks-Moon. It's a Giants game.) Flores's homer was also just the Giants' third hit of the game, which would create the first game where they scored 5 runs on 3 hits since April 19, 1974, at Dodger Stadium. Amazingly there are four other teams (BOS, LAD, MIN, SD) who have gone longer without doing that.

Yeah, they lost. In the bottom of the 7th (remember, doubleheader), Sam Coonrod gives up a single and a walk, and then Trent Grisham smokes just the second-ever walkoff homer for the Padres against the Giants when they were trailing (and not tied). Johnny Jeter hit the other off Juan Marichal on April 19, 1972. You may recall that this phenomenon of getting walked off in your own park happened once before this season, when the Mets batted last at Yankee Stadium back on August 28. But it's the first time it ever happened to the Giants, including suspended games that were finished in the other park, plus those occasional games in the 1890s where the home team would choose to bat first.

It's also worth pointing out that Grisham tripled in the first game, and is the first Padres batter to have a three-bagger in one game of a DH and a four-bagger in the other since Chris James also did that in San Francisco on September 17, 1989. But as for our cardboard cutouts all jamming onto the BART platforms at once, well, Canha's walkoff homer over in Oakland happened Friday night at 9:49. Grisham's happened at 9:52. The only other time Oakland and San Francisco both witnessed walkoff homers on the same day? June 30, 1995. We've already mentioned one of them-- Barry Bonds against the Padres. You've probably heard of the guy who hit one for Oakland that day too. It's Mark McGwire about 15 minutes later to beat the Angels. Who were not still playing in Dodger Stadium.


Gotta wonder if the seagulls were confused by the non-orange team batting last. Probably not. They're just waiting for whatever the cardboard cutouts leave at the

Bottom Of The Bag

⚾ Braves, Friday: First time hitting a leadoff homer and a walkoff homer in the same game since Marquis Grissom and David Justice against the Expos, June 28, 1995.

⚾ Jacob deGrom, Monday: Fourth pitcher in Mets history to strike out 14+ in a game and get a loss, joining Sid Fernandez (1989), Dwight Gooden (1984), and Tom Seaver (1974).

⚾ Cristian Javier, Thursday: Second pitcher in Astros history to uncork 3 wild pitches, hit a batter, and still get a win. The other, not surprisingly, is a knuckleballer-- Joe Niekro on June 24, 1985.

⚾ Austin Adams and Tim Hill, Sunday: Only two plate appearances of the entire 2020 MLB season by actual pitchers (not a position player in a blowout). In case you had forgotten how these usually end, both struck out.

⚾ Trent Grisham, Tuesday: First Padres leadoff batter with 3 walks and a stolen base in a loss since Rickey Henderson at St Louis, August 29, 2001.

⚾ Mike Trout, Friday: First 3- or 4-run lead-flipping homer for Angels at Dodger Stadium since (yep, here we go again) they were the home team. Willie Smith hit one off the Senators' Alan Koch on June 24, 1964.

⚾ Brandon Belt, Wednesday: First Giants cleanup batter with 3 hits and 2 walks in a home game since Barry Bonds against the Mets, August 21, 2004.

⚾ Andrew Stephenson, Saturday: First Nats/Expos batter with a multi-homer game, where one of them was an inside-the-parker since Sean Berry at Riverfront, August 22, 1993.

⚾ Austin Slater, Tuesday: Third Giants batter in modern era to hit a leadoff homer and then walk 3 times. Andrew McCutchen did it two years ago; the other is Bobby Bonds on June 5, 1973.

⚾ Cedric Mullins, Sunday: Second multi-triple game as #9 batter (also April 8, 2019, vs Oakland). First player to do it twice as a #9 since Giants pitcher Doc Crandall 1910-14.

⚾ Austin Slater, Thursday: First Giants batter to hit into a game-ending double play in extra innings, with the tying run on third, since Chili Davis against the Dodgers, May 1, 1984.

⚾ Raimel Tapia, Friday: First batter to lead off game with a catcher's interference award, and then add 3 hits later on, since Lou Brock on September 14, 1971.

⚾ Max Kepler & Luis Arraez, Saturday: First time Twins' #1 and #2 batters each had multiple doubles in the same game since Ted Uhlaender and Rod Carew against Oakland, July 4, 1969.

⚾ Marcell Ozuna, Tuesday: Became first National League player ever to have multiple 4-hit, 4-RBI games as a designated hitter. His other was September 11 against the Nationals.

⚾ Trevor Bauer, Wednesday: First Reds pitcher to have four 12-strikeout games in the same season since Gary Nolan in 1967.

⚾ Kris Bryant, Sat-Sun: First Cubs batter with a homer and 2 RBI in consecutive games on the South Side since Glenallen Hill, July 10-11, 1999.

⚾ Tzu-Wei Lin, Thursday: First Red Sox position player to give up 4 hits and 3 earned runs while pitching since shortshop Eddie Lake against Cleveland on July 9, 1944.

⚾ Mike Tauchman, Monday: First Yankees batter to hit a 3-run double when down to team's final strike since Willie Randolph in a suspended game against Toronto, September 18, 1980.

⚾ Cardinals, Friday: First time scoring 0 runs in the first game of a doubleheader and 9+ in the second since June 13, 1976, at Cincinnati (0-4 and 12-9).

⚾ Randy Arozarena, Wednesday: First Rays batter ever to have a multi-homer game against the Mets, leaving four opponents (CHC, MIL, PIT, SF) against whom they've never had one.

⚾ Trea Turner, Sunday: Became first player in MLB history to have multiple 7-RBI games while batting second for his team. Also did it April 25, 2017, in a 15-12 Coors Field Special.

⚾ Indians, Thursday: Recorded three pinch hits in the same inning for first time since George Vukovich, Jerry Willard, and Mike Hargrove did it in Milwaukee on August 31, 1985.

⚾ John Means, Saturday: Second pitcher in Orioles/Browns history to allow 1 hit, strike out 9+, and lose. Bobo Newsom did it in 1934, in one of the no-hitters that got taken away by MLB in 1991.

⚾ Rafael Devers, Tuesday: First Red Sox batter to strike out 4 times and ground into a double play in a game they still won since Luis Rivera at Yankee Stadium on September 13, 1991.

⚾ MLB, Sat-Sun: No walkoff wins on final two full days of regular season. ("Full days" excluding tiebreaker and/or makeup games to decide seedings.) Last season in which that happened was 1967.

Sunday, September 20, 2020

One Score And Seven Years Ago


Okay, it's really three scores. But "one score", if you've been studying your medieval sheep-herding techniques, is 20. And seven years ago is '13. Which is short for 2013. You may know where we're going with this. Maybe by the end we'll even have 5 fours in a row to make yet another score.


A Bronx Tale

Okay Yankees, we get it. It's been a few weeks since you've gotten a big section in this post and you're grumpy. But why do you have to go and take it out on the Blue Jays? After all, they're New York residents too, at least for the time being. How about being neighborly, eh?

Oh all right, they did let their Canadian-in-name visitors score first in the series opener on Tuesday when Vladimir Guerrero cranked a home run off Deivi Garcia who was making his fourth major-league start. Annnnd that would be about all we'd see of the Toronto offense. As we go to the Yankees half of the 2nd, double, an E9 which is going to make most of this unearned, Brett Gardner single, strikeout which should have ended the inning, two more singles to take the lead. The ever-helpful "mound visit". Followed by two homers in three pitches, courtesy of Luke Voit and Aaron Hicks. Taijuan Walker departs having suddenly given up 7 runs in the span of 20 pitches, plus the pitching oddity that only 1 of the 7 was earned. That line by itself had only been "achieved" by two other Jays starters-- David Wells in 1992, and Mark Buehrle in his final game on October 4, 2015 (also the Jays' final game of the year and they've already clinched the division by 6 games, so who cares).

Although the 7-run inning was the first for the Yankees this year, it wasn't really anything interesting. They had five last year, four at home, including one against the Blue Jays (June 24). So clearly the way to make this interesting is to beat up on Shun Yamaguchi in the 3rd. And the Yankees didn't do it as much as he did it to himself. Three straight walks. The always-helpful "mound visit", after which he at least didn't issue another walk. Plunked Gary Sanchez to force in a run. Plunked Tyler Wade for another. DJ LeMahieu, bases-clearing double to make it 12-1 already. Yamaguchi then allowed the first two batters of the 4th to reach before leaving; he and Walker would be the second pair of Jays pitchers ever to give up 7 runs each in the same game. Roy Halladay, in what now seems like an unusual relief appearance, and Lance Painter both did it in Baltimore on September 28, 2000. And because balks make everything funner, Yamaguchi committed one of those along the way as well, becoming the seventh Jays pitcher to pull off our "Kernels trifecta" (WP, HBP, BK in same game). Brandon Morrow had been the previous one, in 2011. And no pitcher, when facing the Yankees, had hit two of them, thrown a wild pitch, and balked since Boston's Marty Pattin on May 19, 1972.

Okay, so it calmed down a little bit after our score is already 14-3 in the 5th. But Luke Voit and DJ LeMahieu both added a solo homer later on, giving them both 2 extra-base hits and 5 RBI. No Yankees teammates had done that since Nick Swisher and Mark Teixeira at Fenway on April 21, 2012. But that wasn't the big story. Those two are atop the Yankees batting order. #1 and #2 both had 5 RBIs. Sound familiar? That's because it happened for the first time in MLB history just last week when Ronald Acuña and Freddie Freeman did it in the 29-9 game. One hundred seasons of RBI as an official stat, nada. Then twice in a week. And LeMahieu actually had another double in the 4th after Yamaguchi departed; the only other Yankees leadoff batters with 3 XBH and 5 RBI in a game are Johnny Damon (2006), Chuck Knoblauch (1998), and Hank Bauer (1952).

Gio Urshela didn't homer, but he did have a pair of doubles and score twice. With LeMahieu, Voit, and Frazier, they're the first quartet of Yankees with 2 XBH and 2 runs scored in the same game since Derek Jeter, Paul O'Neill, Bernie Williams, and Tim Raines on May 6, 1998. Tuesday was also the first time the Yankees had clobbered 6 homers at their current park and it wasn't against Boston. (That happened twice, in 2010 and again in 2018.) In fact, as often happens in these ridiculous-scoring games, the Yankees had four more runs scored (20) than they did hits (16), their first linescore of its kind since posting a 12-on-8 at Seattle on April 27, 1994.

And while it was the 25th exact score of 20-6 in major-league history, which is actually the most popular of the 20-and-up combinations, it was the first one recorded in New York since the Giants rolled up that count against another New York team (the Dodgers) at the Polo Grounds on July 5, 1953.


He's The DJ, I'm The Catcher

He may not be DJ Jazzy Jeff or DJ E-Z Rock or even "DJ Big Sweat" whom we once heard on a road trip to Birmingham, Ala. But DJ LeMahieu can bring the hits, and on Wednesday his backup posse kept them spinning. After the 6-homer outburst on Tuesdsay, LeMahieu led off Wednesday's game with yet another homer, his 11th as a Yankee to pass Johnny Damon on the team's leaderboard. (He still has a ways to go to catch Derek Jeter's 29.) He also hit one against the Jays last June; only Jeter, Rickey Henderson, and Brett Gardner have connected twice against Toronto.

It's still 1-0 in the 3rd when we meet Kyle Higashioka. Kyle has finally made it all the way to the big club after being drafted by the Yankees out of high school... in 2008. At the ballpark on Staten Island there's one of those totem poles with all the arrows and distances to the other Yankees affiliates, and Kyle checked off every one of them, usually multiple times, before finally making his MLB debut in 2017. Even since then he's bounced back and forth to Scranton, which is really only an ideal situation if you're looking to score a good deal on copier paper. Anyway, he makes it 2-0 with a home run, and an old-fashioned rap battle ensues between him and the DJ. LeMahieu goes yard again in the 4th to make it 5-0. Clint Frazier pokes in with a couple more RBIs and not only is it already 7-0, but we're looking up whether any team has scored 20 runs in one game and then thrown a no-hitter in the next. (Answer: No.) Jonathan Villar finally gets that little nuisance out of the way in the 6th, but then guess who's up again in the bottom half. Kyle homers again and DJ follows with a double. Luke Voit stops by to remind us that he's still atop the home-run leaderboard by hitting his 19th, but that also means the Yankees have already bombed their way to 6 more homers. Only four other teams in MLB history have done that in back-to-back games, and one of them is watching from the other dugout. Toronto did it just a month ago when they lost that wacky 14-11 extra-inning game against the Marlins and then destroyed the Rays 12-4. (The others, by the way, are the 2012 Nationals, the 2003 Angels, and the 1996 Dodgers.)

But our battle still isn't over. Kyle and DJ still have to bat one more time before we put this mess to bed. And so of course Higashioka pounds his third home run of the game, becoming just the sixth #9 batter in MLB history to do that. Eddie Rosario of the Twins pulled it off in 2017; the rest of the list is Trot Nixon (1999), Dale Sveum (1987), Art Shamsky of the Reds (1966), and Jim Tobin of the Braves (1942), who you may remember from our post about the 29-9 game. Even forgetting the 3 homers, Higashioka was only the second Yankees #9 batter ever to score 3 runs and also drive in 5, after Johnny Murphy against the Tigers on August 28, 1936.

Alas LeMahieu followed by ending the 7th with a groundout, leaving the O.C. victorious in our little battle (Higashioka is from Huntington Beach, and we can't do "east coast/west coast" because LeMahieu is from Visalia). But thanks to that double-- and his line on Tuesday-- LeMahieu still ended up as the first hitter in MLB's "modern era" (1901) to have 3 extra-base hits, 3 runs scored, and 3 RBI in consecutive games while batting leadoff both times. It was the fourth time in Yankees history that one player had a 2-homer game only to be upstaged by a teammate with 3; Gary Sanchez and Clint Frazier did it last April, but the others go back a ways. Charlie Keller had 3 to Joe DiMaggio's 2 on July 28, 1940, and Frankie Crosetti played second fiddle to Tony Lazzeri's 3-HR, 2-GS game on May 24, 1936.

20 runs on Tuesday and 13 on Wednesday gave the Yankees their highest-scoring pair of games since dropping 17 and 21 on the Rays in July 2007. The Jays had only allowed 33 runs in two games once before, to Seattle in April 2000 (17 and 19). And in one last flourish for Kyle and DJ, the best "teammate" note we came up with didn't even require the home runs. They both finished with 3 XBH, 3 runs, and 3 RBI-- the fourth Yankee teammates ever to do that in the same game, and Wednesday was the first time Lou Gehrig wasn't half of the pair. He and Lazzeri did it twice, in 1930 and 1932, both in games against the Athletics that they won (what else?) 20-13. Gehrig's first partner in that stat line was none other than Babe Ruth at Fenway on September 28, 1923.


On The 6

By Thursday, scoring a whole bunch of runs just wasn't interesting anymore. Yankees must come up with new quirky ways to score runs in order to get continued ink keyboard presses from this column. And the Jays have just the thing in the form of Chase Anderson. "Chase" is his middle name, not an unfortunate nickname that he got on Thursday after cardboard cutouts spent the 4th inning chase-ing down the homers he allowed. (Sidebar: Is there a Zack Hample cutout? And do they move it after each home run to wherever it landed? These are important questions.)

It was a nice quiet 2-2 game and we thought we might get out of this with only the 20 and the 13 taking up a lot of space here. Anderson had other ideas, giving up an RBI double to Gary Sanchez to reclaim the Yankees' lead. Next pitch, Brett Gardner home run. Next pitch, DJ LeMahieu home run. Very. Next. Pitch. Luke Voit home run. Next pitch after that-- mm, no. Aaron Hicks swing-and-miss, presumably leading to some good-natured booing from the cardboard cutouts. But yes, not only is that three more Yankees homers, it's three straight homers on the first pitch of an at-bat. In the treasure trove that is the Baseball Reference pitch-count data back to 1988, we found only three other instances of three consecutive first-pitch homers. And then realized we were at the previous one-- Eric Chavez, Frank Thomas, and Milton Bradley for the A's on April 15, 2006. (Milton Bradley: He got game. That slogan never took off. Sigh.) The others were by Fred McGriff, Rondell White, and Todd Hundley of the Cubs on September 29, 2001; and Dodgers heavy-hitters Mike Piazza, Eric Karros, and Raul Mondesi, who did it at Coors on June 30, 1996.

Hicks struck out. Next. Pitch. We can't. Make. This. Up. Giancarlo Stanton home run. And before you can finish asking for the last time the Yankees hit four homers in an inning (it's June 3, 2017, oddly enough in Toronto), Gleyber Torres has taken five pitches to only slightly delay history. Only seven teams have ever connected for five four-baggers in an inning (this is our other "score" in the intro). The Twins, on June 9, 1966, had been the only American League team ever to do it. The last time any team did it was on July 27, 2017, when the Nationals unloaded on Michael Blazek of the Brewers, and as pointed out by our friends at Rogers Sportsnet, Anderson watched that Blazek implosion from the Brewers bullpen because they were teammates at the time. (That was also Blazek's final game with the Brewers; he got sent down to triple-A a week later and released in the offseason.) Obviously Anderson is the first Jays pitcher to give up 5 homers in an inning, but he's only the fourth to even allow 5 homers in a game. Brett Cecil did it at Fenway on May 20, 2009, and the other two games were both served up by Pat Hentgen in the mid-1990s.

Here we throw in a mention for Lourdes Gurriel, who answered the Yankees' five homers with one of his own to start the next inning. Unfortunately four of his next five teammates did not do the same. But Gurriel also hit two homers in a loss at Yankee Stadium on June 26 of last season. He's the first Jays batter to do that twice at the new place, and the only one to do it across the street (2 HR in a loss twice) was John Mayberry Sr. But with 5 homers already in the books, the question was not if the Yankees will hit a sixth one-- becoming the first team ever to do it in three straight games-- but who. Gary Sanchez in the 7th. It also gave the Yankees 10 runs scored for the third straight game, which they hadn't done against the same opponent since August 2006 at Fenway. And the Jays had only ever allowed it once before, in that same April 2000 series in Seattle where the 17 and the 19 were preceded by an 11-9 loss.


Not Only You And Me

While one New York team was busy hitting back-to-back-to-back home runs off another New York team (yeah, we went there, Buffalo) on Thursday, you might be wondering what happened to that other New York team, you know, the one that just got bought by a billionaire from Connecticut. Well, they were busy paving the way for the Blue Jays to head down to Philadelphia by playing there themselves. And oh yeah, stop us if this sounds familiar, giving up back-to-back-to-back home runs.

Now, this wouldn't be nearly as amusing (or Mets-ian) if the Mets hadn't scored 3 runs of their own in the top of the 1st. But after Andrew McCutchen led off by striking out, boom go Bryce Harper, then Alec Bohm, then Didi Gregorius, and just 17 pitches in, the Phillies have already tied the game at 3-3. None of them is a stranger to 1st-inning homers; Harper has already hit 5 this year, matching the most by any Phillies batter last year in a full 162-game season. Gregorius hit a 1st-inning grand slam last week that got our attention. But it was the first B2B2B in the 1st inning for the Phillies since Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, and Pat Burrell against the Cardinals on June 13, 2008. And that game was in St Louis, meaning Thursday was the first time it had happened at Citizens Bank Park. The last time the Phils hit three straight in the 1st at the Vet was April 28, 1999, by Scott Rolen, Rico Brogna, and Ron Gant (who added fun to his by making it an inside-the-parker).

After the obligatory and oh-so-helpful "mound visit", Seth Lugo then gives up a triple to the next batter, Jean Segura. That eventually leads to the Phillies going up 4-3, and then 5-3 when Harper comes up again in the 2nd. Lugo thus became the second starter in Mets history to give up 4 homers and not make it out of the 2nd inning; Victor Zambrano did it against Milwaukee on August 2, 2005 (and got a no-decision... wait for it). Only two other Mets pitchers had ever given up 4 homers and a triple in an entire game; they were Bartolo Colón in Anaheim in 2014 and Steve Trachsel in a completely different 2005 game against the Brewers.

The Mets would hang around at 6-3 for a few innings before finding Nimmo. Brandon had a game-tying triple in the 6th to get Lugo off the hook, and then led off the top of the 9th with a solo shot to actually put the Mets ahead. He would join Damion Easley (August 26, 2008) as the only Mets batters with a homer, a triple, and a single in the same game at CBP, and he's just the fourth batter in Mets history with a homer and a triple where one of the hits took the lead and the other tied the game. The others on that list are Scott Hairston (April 27, 2012, at Colorado), Darryl Strawberry (June 26, 1983, vs Philadelphia), and Ed Kranepool (May 2, 1967, vs Giants). With Dom Smith, who had a double and a triple, it was the first time one Mets batter went HR-3B and another went 3B-2B since Edgardo Alfonso and Kurt Abbott on June 7, 2000.

And remember those early homers, the ones that went for naught when the Phillies still ended up losing? Bryce Harper became the second player in Phillies history to homer in both the 1st and 2nd innings of a game they ended up losing; Jimmy Rollins also pulled that trick against the Mets on April 12, 2007. And you may remember from the previous section that the Yankees also hit three straight homers on Thursday. On three pitches even. Only three times in major-league history has that happened twice on the same day. On April 9, 2000, the Royals and Twins both did it-- in the same game!, against each other. Just 7½ months earlier, on August 22, 1999, the Giants and Diamondbacks were the first to pull the trick, both doing so in the 1st inning as well.


Thirteenage Wasteland

We mentioned that the Mets were only paving the way for that adopted New York team, the Blue Jays, to head down to Philadelphia. They might have even passed each other on the Turnpike at some point, because the Mets were headed back home on Friday to meet the Braves. And the more things change in Mets-land, the more they stay the same.

On Friday it was Steven Matz's turn to get knocked around, as the Braves opened a game with four straight hits for the first time this season. The last time they did it on the road was, guess what, at Citi Field, on May 1, 2018, against Noah Syndergaard. (That was also the last time the Mets allowed it at home.) By the time Marcell Ozuna homers in the 2nd (in his second at-bat, mind you), it's already 5-0 and Matz has thrown 51 pitches to get 4 outs. The Mets, probably sticking to The Plan, allowed him to complete the second time through the Braves' order, pausing only to give up another homer to Austin Riley, but 76 pitches and didn't get out of the 3rd. If that seems like a theme lately, it's because Matz has now made four straight starts where he gave up 5+ earned runs and didn't get through the 5th inning, the first pitcher in Mets history to pull that off. Now recall that Seth Lugo didn't make it through the 2nd on Thursday. And even though it was mostly due to a hamstring injury and not "giving up a bunch of runs", Jacob deGrom came out after 2 innings on Wednesday as well. It's the first time that three consecutive Mets starters failed to finish the 3rd inning since Mike Scott, Pete Falcone, and Randy Jones in May 1982.

Rookie Franklyn Kilome got out of the 3rd but was also charged with pitching the 4th. And that only featured three walks and two more homers, this time Travis d'Arnaud and Ozzie Albies to make it 12-0 and start us wondering if this was part two of The 29-9 Game. It wasn't, but it got halfway there when Albies and Ronald Acuña hit back-to-back jacks off Jared Hughes in the 6th. That would be, once again, 6 homers for the Braves in the game, just as they did last week. They'd never had multiple 6-HR games in the same season, and the only other time they'd done it in New York wasn't against the Mets... it was against the Dodgers. On July 31, 1954, at Ebbets Field, Joe Adcock became the seventh player to hit four in a game as the Braves won 15-7 (Eddie Mathews hit the other two). Our three Mets pitchers, by allowing 2 homers each, became the second trio in team history to do that; Sean Gilmartin, Josh Smoker, and yes-he's-actually-a-catcher Kevin Plawecki did it in one of those beatdowns by the Nationals (the 23-5 one in 2017).

Albies, who you may have noticed hit 2 homers, also bats 9th. Since that's been the pitcher's spot for most of Braves history, it's not surprising that only five #9 batters have ever done that for them, and three were pitchers. Mallex Smith in 2016 is the one who wasn't; Derek Lilliquist did it in 1980, and Tony Cloninger did it twice in 1966-- one of those being his famous 2-grand-slams game. By the end of Friday's escapade, Todd Frazier would become the first Mets player ever to start a game as the team's cleanup hitter and end up pitching instead. He also recorded the only 1-2-3 inning of the day to make our final score 15-2. In the first series of the season, the Braves also hung a 14-1 score on the Mets (July 26), marking just the second time in the live-ball era that they'd defeated the same opponent by 13+ twice in the same season. The other squad to get that treatment was the 1966 Giants.

Turns out, however, the Braves aren't immune from losing a game by 13 either. They started the week on the wrong end of a 9-run inning by the Orioles, their first since April 15, 2016 (only four teams have gone longer without one). Two of the Braves' largest losses, and two of the Orioles' largest wins, in interleague play have been against each other; they also spit out a 22-1 score at Turner Field on June 13, 1999. But that 14-1 loss on Monday came just five days after the 20-run win over the Marlins last week. The last time the Braves won by 13+ and lost by 13+ within a week of each other was in August 1936. And then it happened twice in 10 days because, well, baseball.


Can It Be Miller Time Yet?

Much like a hitting coach in Little League, the best advice we can offer the Brewers is, work on your timing. Remember last week when they started Wednesday with a ridiculous 18-0 shutout of the Tigers? Yeah, you forgot about that because just a couple hours later the Braves dropped that 29-9 game. Now, we'll admit that Miller Park was the story on Sunday, but that was in a bad way for Milwaukee because it was the site of Alec Mills' no-hitter. So on Tuesday it was the Brewers' turn to dump an 18-3 score on the Cardinals. And did you notice? Probably not, because that was the same night the Yankees were dumping 11 extra-base hits and a 20-6 score on the Blue Jays.

One thing the Brewers did that the Yankees did not was score 18+ runs twice in a week. No team had done that since the Red Sox beat Toronto (18-6) and Baltimore (18-9) in September 2011. The Brewers have had just four seasons where they've scored 18+ twice at all, and apparently it has something to do with the census, because those years are 1980, 1990, 2010, and now 2020. (We presume that in 1970 and 2000 they were too busy adjusting to their new surroundings, first at County and then while trying to get Miller Park finished.)

Jack Flaherty had already gotten tagged for 4 runs when he came out for the 4th, and then had gotten tagged for 9 runs when he came out of the 4th. Four singles and a walk to start the frame, all of whom would eventually score, made Flaherty the first Cardinals pitcher to give up 9 runs while getting 9 outs since Adam Wainwright in Baltimore on June 17, 2017. However, Flaherty was the first ever to give up 9 earned runs and 2 homers while still striking out at least six batters.

Among the batters who did not strike out, at least not against Flaherty, was the recently-acquired Daniel Vogelbach, who had a homer, a double, 3 runs scored, and 4 RBI out of the cleanup spot. Only Richie Sexson (2003) and John Jaha (1996) had posted that line in Brewers history. Keston Hiura, who greeted Flaherty's replacement Jake Woodford with a 3-run homer, created the second set of Brewers teammates ever to have a homer and 4 RBI in the same game at Miller Park. Devon White and Jeromy Burnitz both did it against the Cubs on May 10, 2001. And as for Vogelbach's homer, well, let's say it wasn't anything really important. It was the last of those 18 runs, and it came in the 7th inning with the score already 17-3. In that 18-0 shutout last week, Jedd Gyorko and Tyrone Taylor provided the last three Brewers runs, both of them homering with the team already up by 14 or more. So they had three such homers in less than a week. In their prior 51 seasons of existence, want to guess how many such homers they had? One-- by Gorman Thomas against the Red Sox on April 12, 1980.


When we patted ourselves on the back for coming up with that "He's The DJ, I'm The Catcher" title, we didn't even know there was actually a song on the album by that name. It's like track number 13. It's of course known for several other much-more-popular offerings. And since we have only one week left in the regular season, and about 36 hours left of astronomical summer, it's only fair to give it one final salute. Intermission!


Fish Tales

While we're talking about wacky score disparities, another honorable mention to the Marlins. And this time it's not for giving up 29 runs. Nope, this one would be because they played a doubleheader with the Nationals on Friday and managed to post A Tale Of Two Games in the same day. Granted, here in our new experimental sport of Baseball 2.0 (or is it 2.020?), these are 7-inning games. So grain of salt when Miami gets shut out on 2 hits in the opener. But that had never happened to them before in a Game 1, and Erick Fedde became the first Nationals pitcher to allow 1 hit and strike out 6 against the Marlins since Jordan Zimmermann's no-hitter in the final game of 2014.

Second verse, same as the-- oh no, no, not at all like the first. This time it took a mere 6 pitches for the Marlins to score a run. Corey Dickerson became the second player in team history to lead off a "game 2" with a home run; Chuck Carr did it in the very first doubleheader the Marlins ever played, June 1, 1993, against the Giants. Brian Anderson then said, I'll take it from here, leading off the 2nd with another homer. Only twice before had the Marlins led off the 1st and 2nd innings of the same game with taters, and you know you wanted a Hee-Seop Choi reference in this post. He and Juan Pierre were the first to do it, on June 23, 2004, followed by Derek Dietrich and Adeiny Hechavarria on April 30, 2016.

Adeiny-- three years earlier-- was also the last Marlins batter to have a 7-RBI game, which is about to become relevant because Anderson couldn't stop himself. He homered in the 5th after reliever James Bourque had walked both Garrett Cooper and Jesús Aguilar to start the inning. (More on them in a moment.) The Marlins ended up batting around and scoring 4 more runs, which means we're at the same spot in the 6th. Cooper got plunked and Aguilar walked again. Stop us if you've heard "Brian Anderson 3-run homer" already. Yep, that's 3 dingers and 7 RBI, and the only other entrant on both Marlins lists is Cody Ross against the Mets on September 11, 2006. Mike Lowell in 2004 had their only other 3-homer game, while Gary Sheffield and Greg Colbrunn (both in 1995), along with Hechavarria, had the other 7-RBI games.

Aaron Barrett, who performed the plunking of Cooper and the walking of Aguilar-- but departed just in time to not give up Anderson's third homer-- was the first pitcher in Nats/Expos history to face 2 batters, hit one and walk the other, and have both of them score. Aguilar had already walked earlier in the game; the only other Marlins designated hitters to draw 3 walks in a game were Gary Sheffield, Bobby Bonilla (both in 1997), and Cliff Floyd (who did it twice). This also creates the strange boxscore line that Aguilar had 0 hits but yet scored 3 runs. And if you think that's weird, scroll up. Thanks to that HBP, Cooper did it too! No team's had two players with that line in the same game since Mark Kotsay and Ryan Klesko did it for the Padres on June 7, 2001.

When Chad Wallach doubles to bring in one more run, we have our final score of 14-3, which is not in fact Dolphins over Team-Formerly-Known-As-Redskins (and has, in fact, never happened). The Marlins were the first team to get shut out in game 1 of a doubleheader and then score 14+ in game 2 since... oh look. The Marlins did it on September 26, 2014, against the Nationals (0-4 and then 15-7). That's also two days before that Jordan Zimmermann no-hitter to end the season. And think what could have been if there had been an 8th or 9th inning. Remember, New Rules. And because the Marlins were winning, they never even batted in the 7th. They are the first team to score 14 runs in a game where they only batted 6 times since the Tigers dropped 11 in the 1st and tarp-slided their way to a rain-shortened 14-1 win on September 20, 1983.

And what goes around comes around. Just when we thought this post was done, the Nats and Marlins finished up that series on Sunday with another of these wacky doubleheaders. First game, a fairly uninteresting 2-1 in which Max Scherzer gave up 0 earned runs but still took the loss. It's the third time he's done that for the Nationals, tying Scott Sanderson (1982-83) for the most such games in franchise history.

But it's now been 11 whole days since the Marlins gave up those 29 runs to Atlanta, and it's already time for a little flashback. Game 2 starter Braxton Garrett wastes no time with a leadoff homer by Trea Turner, the first one the Nationals have ever hit at Marlins Park. Braxton's line finally gets closed at 5 runs and 5 hits when Michael Taylor homers in the 3rd. Rookie Nick Neidert trots to the mound and gives up three more doubles-- and another 5 runs-- before leaving in the 5th. So it is Robert Dugger's turn to pitch the remainder of the game and take one for the team. Happily this is only a 7-inning affair, but he too ends up allowing 5 runs including homers to Asdrubal Cabrera and Victor Robles. It was the first game in Marlins history where three different hurlers allowed 5+ hits and 5+ runs each; the runs did indeed happen in the 29-9 game, but not the "hits" part. Among all those hits (18 total) were 5 Nationals homers and 6 doubles, the first time since moving from Montreal that the franchise had pulled that off. The Expos last did it on August 21, 2002, of course at Coors Field. Even the 5 homers were a first for the franchise against the Marlins, leaving three other NL teams (D'backs, Dodgers, Cardinals) against whom they've never done it.

Meanwhile the Marlins have managed only 2 hits, a single by Jesús Aguilar in the 4th to at least get us off no-hitter watch, then a leadoff double by Starling Marte in the 6th which the Marlins waste. To his credit, it was just the third double the Marlins had ever hit when trailing by 15 runs (Edwin Encarnacion in 2003 and Kevin Orie in 1999), but yyyyyeah. Not only are they not coming back to win this one, they're staring down the barrel of the largest home shutout in Marlins history. Their only worse shutout loss was an 18-0 in Atlanta in the final game of the 1999 season. And after Friday's game, it was the second time in team history they'd been shut out on 2 hits twice in the same series. The other was at Tropicana Field in June 2012.

So remember how on Friday the Marlins scored 0 and then 14 in the doubleheader? On Sunday the Nationals scored 1 and then 15. Slightly different question, same answer-- that September 2014 DH where the Marlins did 0 and then 15. But while the Marlins scored 14 in 6 at-bats on Friday, the Nationals (as the visiting team) bumped that up to 15 in 7 at-bats on Sunday. And that does not also end at that 14-1 Tigers victory in 1983. Keep going. 15 runs in a 7-inning game hadn't been done since the Yankees beat the Red Sox in a rain-shortened contest on July 7, 1954.


Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!)

If you've been with us for any length of time, you know weird endings are right up there on our "favorites" list. (Right behind balks and catcher's interference. No, we don't have a problem.) So Nick Wittgren of the Indians has to get some love this week, and based on Tuesday's game, he kinda needs it. We'll set this up by saying that Cleveland and the Cubs were locked in a 3-3 tie in the 7th despite Yu Darvish's strange line of having allowed 9 hits including 5 doubles. Because it's tied, he's already destined to be the first Cubs pitcher to do that and not lose since Kevin Tapani against Houston on May 15, 2001. The Cubs get a go-ahead sac fly in the 7th, then an insurance run in the 8th when Javier Baez scores from first on a strikeout. So this is strange enough already.

Naturally Francisco Lindor hits a 2-run dinger, the second tying or go-ahead homer that Cleveland's ever hit in the 9th or later at Wrigley. Luis Valbuena gave them a lead in the top of the 13th back on June 20, 2009. That homer also made Lindor the second Clevelander ever to have a 4-RBI game at the Friendly Confines, joining Carlos Santana on June 16, 2015.

Oliver Perez gives up a walk and a single to put runners at the corners with 1 out. Enter Nick Wittgren. Who must have decided-- incorrectly-- that the best way for the Cubs not to hit him, is if he hits them instead. Willson Contreras-- plunk. Bases loaded. Time to send up the big guns in the form of, uh, Cameron Maybin? Okay. Cleveland even uses up one of those great mound visits to strategize this situation. And of course the first pitch to Maybin-- plunk. To force in the winning run and give the Cubs the first pinch-hit plunk-off in the majors since they themselves hit Greg Garcia of the Cardinals on May 13, 2014. The one before Garcia's was also the only other one the Cubs had received in the modern era, Reed Johnson by Jeff Ridgway of the Braves on June 12, 2008.

As plunk-offs go, we average about one a year; in fact, in the 60 seasons of the Expansion Era (1961) Maybin's was exactly the 60th one. But what about Willson Contreras who set the whole thing up? He's gonna have a nice little welt in the morning too. In going back through all the game-ending hit-by-pitches over the past 75 years (before which we start to lose detailed play-by-play for a lot of games), there were only three other instances where the game-ending HBP was immediately preceded by another HBP. Yoenis Cespedes and Jonny Gomes of Oakland were the last lucky recipients, by Jonathan Broxton of the Royals on April 11, 2012. Turns out they were also the only non-Chicago team to do it; Al Weis and Tommie Agee of the White Sox did it on September 2, 1966, and it even happened once before at Wrigley. Phil Cavaretta and Andy Pafko were the plunk-ees by Phillies great Robin Roberts on July 18, 1948. And remember Nick Wittgren? He's the first pitcher in the majors to face multiple batters in a game and hit every one of them (two, in this case) since Randy Choate of the Cardinals on July 1, 2015... and the first ever to do it for the Indians.


Simply Reds

We've finally gotten through that patch of doubleheaders thanks to all the early-season postponements that happened for one reason or another. But there are still a few hanging around, with the Pirates and Reds hooking up for one of them to start the week on Monday. Joey Votto's 4th-inning homer was the only scoring in the 1st game, and after 11 strikeouts, and with another game coming up, well, let's leave Trevor Bauer out there to finish it off. Unfortunately he can't blow a save for himself, but Colin Moran can unravel the previous 6 innings of work by lobbing one over the right-field fence to tie the game. Bauer gave up two more singles and finally came out of the game, although we don't believe he hurled the ball into center field this time. Moran's homer was the first by the Pirates to tie a game at GABP in the 7th or later since Josh Harrison took Drew Storen deep on May 1, 2017. Bauer would become the first Reds pitcher to strike out a dozen batters and not get a win since... oh yeah. Trevor Bauer did that in his first start of the season, on July 26 against Detroit. In the past 20 years only one other Cincinnati hurler has had two such games in a season, Edinson Volquez in 2008.

All is not lost, however, because rather than make the final out and secure his reservation at second base in the bottom of the 8th, Jose Garcia smacks a single to left. And up walks pinch-hitter Tyler Stephenson... who then "off-walks" the Reds with a 2-run dinger. The Reds hadn't had a walkoff homer by a pinch-hitter since the great Laynce Nix beat the Mets on May 3, 2010, and they hadn't had one of the multi-run variety since Javier Valentin defeated the Diamondbacks on May 28, 2006. As for there still being another game to play, Cincinnati hadn't hit a walkoff homer in the first half of a doubleheader since Skeeter Barnes did it against Houston on August 10, 1984.

Now about that second game. Well, Joey Votto went yard again, the first Reds batter to homer in both games since... hmm. Joey Votto against the Marlins on August 24, 2011. Their last player to do it twice? George Foster in the late 1970s. But once again the Reds found themselves trailing after Ke'Bryan Hayes hit a lead-flipping homer in the 5th. Mike Moustakas took care of that with his own lead-flipping homer, the first one the Reds had hit against the Pirates since that same game in 2017. Josh Harrison gave the Pirates the lead in that one before Adam Duvall turned it right back around. But for ultimate pitching-line fun, we turn the ball over to Geoff Hartlieb for the 6th. Hit batter. Walk. Walk. The always-helpful "mound visit". Walk to force in a run.

Nick Castellanos rolls one to short but Erik Gonzalez boots it, Kyle Farmer scores, and the bases are still loaded. That got scored as a fielder's choice assuming Shogo Akiyama out at second, except that no out was recorded thanks to the error. Wild pitch. Five-pitch walk to Joey Votto to load 'em up again. And that will be all for Geoff Hartlieb. Four walks, he hit one, Castellanos hit into the FC+E6, so count 'em up, Hartlieb faced six batters, didn't get an out, but also didn't allow a hit. No pitcher in the majors had pulled that off since Philip "Lefty" Weinert of the Phillies on June 24, 1923. He ended up with the same combo as Hartleib-- 4 walks, an HBP, and a failed FC.

Thanks to those extra runs with no hits behind them, the Reds actually won Game 2 by a 9-4 count... on only 5 base knocks. It was the first time in the modern era that the Reds posted a 9-on-5, and they hadn't had an inverted line score of that magnitude (-4) since beating the Marlins on August 31, 1996, with 22 runs on "only" 18 hits. Monday was the first time the Reds had 5 or fewer hits in both games of a twinbill and won them both since May 16, 1972, in San Francisco. And one more fun nugget about our friend Shogo Akiyama there. While he was safe at second on that failed FC, he had gotten caught stealing earlier in the game. Just as he had in the first game. No Reds player had done that in both halves of a DH since Gary Redus at Atlanta on September 21, 1983. And no player for any team had drawn 2 walks AND gotten CS'd in both games since Dave Chalk of the Angels on April 13, 1975.

However, if it's walks you like, then A, you should seek help, and B, the Reds have another fascinating game for you. On Sunday they managed to defeat the White Sox by a 7-3 count, yet again winning with only 5 hits. This time it was thanks to 11 walks by White Sox pitching. (More on that in a second.) But 7-on-5, combined with 9-on-5 on Monday, marked the first time the Reds had even done that twice in a season since 1910. And only one other team in the modern era had posted a pair of 7-on-5 games in the same week-- the 1985 Angels.

Now about those walks. Dylan Cease could, once again, not cease walking people, although he did at least take a break to hit Freddy Galvis with a pitch. He then started the 4th with three straight walks, taking him up to 80 pitches and only 37 strikes. Oh yeah, and no hits. Heck, why swing? When he finally got pulled after that, he became the fourth pitcher in White Sox history to walk 7 while giving up 0 hits. Joe Cowley was the prior one, and he did it in a no-hitter in 1986. Blue Moon Odom pulled it off in 1976, and Terry Forster did it in relief in 1975.

As for 7 walks and an HBP but no hits, the last two times that happened was also in complete-game no-hitters. You can probably name one-- A.J. Burnett's famous 9-walk NH in 2001. Edwin Jackson also did it in his no-no in 2010. The last pitcher to actually leave a game in progress after doing this was Wayne Simpson-- of the Reds-- on May 5, 1971.


Bottom Of The Bag

⚾ Jack Flaherty & Joe Musgrove, Sunday: First game in (at least) MLB's modern era where both starters struck out 11+ and allowed no more than 3 hits.

⚾ Justin Turner, Thursday: Second designated hitter in Dodgers history to ground into two double plays in same game. Lee Lacy did it in the 1978 World Series, which was an even year and thus all games used the DH under the rules of the time.

⚾ Jacob Nottingham, Friday: Hit Brewers' second-ever go-ahead grand slam against the Royals. The other was by Dave May off Bruce Dal Canton on April 26, 1973.

⚾ Alex Verdugo, Wed-Thu: First Red Sox batter with consecutive 3-hit games in a National League park since Dustin Pedroia in Houston on June 27-28, 2008.

⚾ White Sox, Saturday: Second game in team history where they scored 5+ runs with all of them coming on solo homers. Other was June 11, 2000, against the Cubs... and they lost.

⚾ Rays, Tuesday: First game in team history where five different players stole a base.

⚾ Cubs, Friday: First time a single 1st-inning run held up for a 1-0 victory since Alfonso Soriano hit a leadoff homer against Pittsburgh on May 9, 2007.

⚾ Kyle Gibson, Wednesday: First Rangers pitcher to throw a 4-hit shutout with 9+ strikeouts in a road game since Nolan Ryan's sixth no-hitter, June 11, 1990, in Oakland.

⚾ Yankees, Saturday: Largest shutout win at Fenway Park (8-0) since June 27, 1991, with Wade Taylor on the mound.

⚾ Kole Calhoun, Tue-Thu: Joined Matt Williams (June 1999) as the only Diamondbacks players ever to have an extra-base hit in three straight games in Anaheim.

⚾ Brewers, Monday: First time collecting 4 or fewer hits in both games of a doubleheader since September 2, 1977, at Kansas City.

⚾ Zach Plesac, Friday: First Indians pitcher to strike out 11+ and allow 0 runs in Detroit since Charles Nagy at Tiger Stadium, May 9, 1997.

⚾ Caleb Baragar, Wednesday: First Giants pitcher to face 3+ batters and walk all of them since Jack Taschner against the Dodgers on September 20, 2008.

⚾ Tommy Edman, Monday: First Cardinals hit to break a scoreless tie in extra innings since Matt Holliday walked off against the Rockies on October 2, 2010.

⚾ Braves, Saturday: Second game in modern era where they had 6+ hits and all of them were for extra bases (no singles). Other was August 18, 1998, against the Giants (9 doubles).

⚾ Pirates, Friday: First time held to 4 hits in both games of a doubleheader since July 4, 1963, in Philadelphia.

⚾ Madison Bumgarner, Tuesday: First starter for any team to give up 13 hits and 8 runs and NOT take a loss sicne Livan Hernandez for Twins on May 28, 2008.

⚾ Tony Gonsolin, Sunday: First Dodgers pitcher to allow 3 hits, strike out 10+, and lose, since Rich Hill in The Rich Hill Game in 2017.

⚾ Cardinals, Wed-Thu: First time held to 2 hits in back-to-back games since May 18 (at SD) and 19 (at SF) of 1975.

⚾ Miguel Cabrera, Tuesday: Became second batter in Tigers history to have multiple games with 3 walks and 2 extra-base hits. His other was in 2011; other Detroit batter to do it was Dick McAuliffe in 1970-71.

⚾ Dinelson Lamet, Monday: Became third pitcher in Padres history to strike out 11+ and allow 1 run in back-to-back starts. Others were Fred Norman in 1972 and Clay Kirby in 1971.

⚾ Patrick Corbin, Saturday: First pitcher to give up 14 hits and 7 earned runs, yet also strike out 7 batters, since Ken Howell of the Dodgers on June 16, 1988.

⚾ Brady Singer, Wednesday: Became first pitcher in Royals history to allow 0 runs, no more than 2 hits, and strike out at least 8 in back-to-back starts (regardless of innings).

⚾ Red Sox, Friday: First game where they turned 4 double plays, had their opponent commit 3 errors, and still lost, since September 25, 1995, against Detroit.

⚾ Mariners, Thursday: Second game in San Francisco where they had 7+ hits but all were singles. Other game was their last one at Candlestick, June 10, 1998.

⚾ Michael Chavis, Sunday: Multi-homer game at Fenway Park. Also had 2 homers in the first London game against the Yankees last June. Is therefore the first batter to have a multi-homer game in both England and New England.

Sunday, September 13, 2020

The Rest Of The Story


We always like to joke that some teams see our posts and think, hey, that's a good idea, and then go off on Monday and do the thing we just wrote about on Sunday night. And of course, in last week's post a 23-5 game was all the rage. Hmm, yeah.

The first-ever 29-9 score in MLB history was so mind-blowing that it earned its own special post with 29 exciting factoids to go with the Braves' 29 runs. You should go read that (again!) for all your Braves/Marlins needs. We're gonna reserve this post for all the other neat stuff that happened while you were staring in amazement at that one. Because we believe every game is special (yes, even you, AL West), so stand by for NEWS!


19 Proof

The Milwaukee Brewers were probably understandably excited after completing their early-afternoon victory in Detroit on Wednesday. But imagine if you had just won the first game of the day in a 19-0 shutout and it turns out to not be either the highest-scoring game or the largest victory of the day. Well, at least you had the spotlight for a few hours. And you'll get it for a few paragraphs right now, because that game had plenty of notes of its own. You see, while the Brewers offense was busy piling up runs, mostly off Matt Boyd, their defense and Corbin Burnes were happily throwing a no-hitter at the same time. Shades of that 13-0 Angels no-hitter last July in their first home game without Tyler Skaggs. Willi Castro finally broke that up with a 5th-inning triple, but that would turn out to be the only hit off Burnes, who also fanned 11 Tigers before leaving after 7. Only four other Brewers pitchers had allowed 1 hit and fanned 11 in any outing: Freddy Peralta (2018), Chase Anderson (2017), CC Sabathia (2008), and Steve Woodard (1997).

By the time Castro breaks up the no-hitter, it's already 7-0, with a good chunk of that damage coming from the bottom of the lineup. Orlando Arcia, Luis Urias, and Tyrone Taylor (6-7-8 in the order) led off the 2nd with three straight doubles, which the Brewers had actually done last July as well (Mike Moustakas, Jesús Aguilar, Keston Hiura vs Giants). When the lineup turned over to Avisail Garcia and he tacked on another two-bagger, the Brewers had their first 4-double inning since April 24, 2016.

When Rony Garcia made it into the game in the 6th, that same trio of Arcia/Urias/Taylor greeted him by going single-double-double, at which point it's 12-0. And in their final hacks in the 9th, it was single-single-homer to account for the final three runs. Taylor joined Bill Hall (June 13, 2007) as the only Brewers hitters with 3 extra-base hits in a game in Detroit; the combo of Taylor and Arcia were also the second Brewers teammates ever to have 4 hits each there. B.J. Surhoff and Darryl Hamilton did that on September 22, 1991.

Back up toward the top of the order, Jedd Gyorko chipped in a pair of solo homers for yet another "second" in Brewers history. Their only other player with a multi-homer game at Comerica Park was Jeromy Burnitz on June 10, 2001. Burnitz had 5 RBI in that game, which stood as the only one of those by a Brewers hitter until Urias drove in 5 in the same game on Wednesday. Avisail Garcia doubled again in the 6th as well (before Rony Garcia entered); the trio of Avisail, Taylor, and Urias were the first set of three Brewers with multiple doubles in the same game since Brady Clark, Carlos Lee, and Geoff Jenkins did it in Cincinnati on September 5, 2005.

We mentioned in the Braves/Marlins post that by some miracle a position player did not end up pitching in that game. Ah, but those final Brewers runs in the 9th were brought to you by right fielder Travis Demeritte, who wasn't even playing right field in the getaway game. He was the designated hitter, soooo... might as well let him go run out on the field after all? Demeritte, who never pitched in college (because he was drafted at 18 and didn't go) or in 7 years in the minors, joined Andrew Romine (August 22, 2014) as the only Tigers position players to give up 2 homers on the mound. And the last Tigers position player to get charged with 4 earned runs in a game was Mark Koenig in a 20-8 loss to the Yankees on May 18, 1931.

While the Brewers are piling up a team-record 13 extra-base hits (we didn't even mention them all), remember that Corbin Burnes only gave up 1 hit the whole time he was out there. And then Eric Yardley gave up a leadoff single, also to Willi Castro, upon entering for the 8th. But that's all. The Tigers had 2 hits in the game, versus Milwaukee's 21. Not only did the Tigers get outscored by 19, they got outhit by 19. The last time that latter part happened to them was in another classic "scorigami" game, on June 18, 1953 against the Red Sox. That's still the most recent 23-3 game in the majors, and it contains what is still (at least for this week) the only 17-run inning in the modern era.

As for those 13 extra-base hits, it did indeed break the old team record of 12 which had happened three times. Amazingly though, the 19-0 final score did not break the Brewers' all-time shutout record. For both of these items we must jump back a decade to April 22, 2010, in Pittsburgh, when they "only" had 12 XBH but won the game 20-0-- in what was the first occurrence of that score in the majors since 1889. For Detroit, however, it was their worst shutout loss ever, by 3 whole runs. Their lone 16-0 defeat came at the hands of the St Louis Browns-- incredibly, 98 years earlier to the day (September 9, 1922).


Monday, Monday

The Mets and Phillies played the first game of our baseball week on Monday afternoon, and at least one team was awake for it. The visitors jumped on David Peterson for 5 early runs before the Mets did their best Brewers impression and dropped their own 4-double inning in the 5th. The Mets had never before had one of those in 12 seasons of games at Citi Field, and the only time they did it at Shea was another decade before that-- May 24, 1988, against Milwaukee. That got them to within 6-3, and then 6-4 when Didi Gregorius not only failed at turning an inning-ending double play in the 7th, he chunked the ball in the dugout for an extra base. Happily for Sir Didi, all that did was take away a grand-slam opportunity from Jeff McNeil, who greeted David Phelps with a 3-run, lead-flipping homer, the first they had hit against the Phillies in the 7th or later since Asdrubal Cabrera walked off on September 22, 2016.

Unfortunately for the Mets, no lead is ever safe (we know; wait for it), and Alec Bohm promptly tied the game up with a single in the 8th. That set up Jean Segura for a 2-run homer (counting the free runner) in the top of the 10th, just the third time the Phillies had gone yard in extras at Citi Field. Chase Utley and Raul Ibañez had the others on back-to-back days in June 2009. That homer was also Segura's fourth hit of the day, bookending his bases-loaded double in the 1st which put Peterson in that early hole. They'd never before hit a 3-run double in the 1st inning in Queens, and they'd also never had a player with 4 hits and 5 RBI in a game there as Segura had on Monday.


Streets Of Philadelphia

The Phillies headed back home after Monday's game in New York, followed closely by the Boston Red Sox, their opponent for a doubleheader on Tuesday. In this bizarre season where the past two World Series champions are mired in last place, it was a hopeful sign when the Sawx got 7 hits from the duo of Rafael Devers and Christian Vazquez just in the first game. Devers connected for two homers and a double, the first 3-XBH game by a Bostonian in Philly since Mookie Betts did it in June 2017. Mookie actually had 4 hits in that game, just as Vazquez did on Tuesday; with Julio Lugo in 2009 and J.D. Drew in 2008, they make up the four Red Sox batters to have 4-hit games at Citizens Bank Park. Zach Eflin got tagged for 8 hits and 3 homers, the seventh time he's done that in his Phillies career. Only HOF'ers Robin Roberts and Steve Carlton have done it more.

And of course the Red Sox lost. The Phillies took advantage of 6 walks from Martin Perez to hang around at 5-4, then greeted Matt Barnes in the 9th with a leadoff walk, a single on which J.T. Realmuto took third, and then a stolen base to also put Gregorius at second. Enter Alec Bohm again. With 2 outs and a 2-2 count he ropes a walkoff single to left as Gregorius beats the play at the plate. It was the first walkoff anything for the Phillies when they were down to their final strike since Pat Burrell went yard to beat the Giants on May 2, 2008. Since 1980 the Phillies had only one other walkoff single when trailing (so it must be a multi-run variety); that was by Maikel Franco against the Braves on April 22, 2017. And they'd never had a walkoff single of any type against the Red Sox. Their last one against "Boston" (as you know, we enjoy these historical quirks) came when that city still had its National League team. Dick Sisler drove home Richie Ashburn to break a scoreless tie in the 15th inning on August 7, 1951; the pitcher on that fateful hit, throwing in relief, was Warren Spahn.

Game 2 was definitely not as interesting, although the Red Sox did win it behind 3 hits and 3 runs scored from Jackie Bradley. He became the first player in team history to do that in the second game of a double-dip after striking out 3+ times in the first game. And newcomer Bobby Dalbec homered in both games, the first Red Sox batter to do that since Stephen Drew against Baltimore on July 5, 2014. Dalbec had also gone deep against Toronto in the last two games of their weekend series, giving him Boston's first 4-game homer streak since Adrian Gonzalez in May 2011. And when the Sawx turned up at Tropicana Field on Thursday, Dalbec went deep in that game too, putting his name with several other luminaries as the only 5-game homer streaks in team history: Jose Canseco (1995), George Scott (1977), Dick Stuart (1963), Ted Williams (1957), and Jimmie Foxx (1940).


Empire State Of Mets

In having good-natured fun with the Mets (because it's so easy to do), we mentioned that no lead is ever safe. But maybe, just maybe, they found one that was. On Friday the Mets piled up the most runs they had ever piled in the state of New York, and they didn't do it in Queens. Not in the Bronx at Yankee Stadium, where we have followed tales of them managing to hit walkoff homers because 2020. Wasn't even in Manhattan at the Polo Grounds (also, the stadium is gone, though the plaque marking home plate lives on). Nope, it was 400 miles away in Buffalo, and it appropriately featured the player nicknamed "Buffalo", Wilson Ramos who got that moniker during his days with the Nationals. Not only did his Mets teammates enjoy watching Buffalo buffalo Buffalo, they all got in on the stampede themselves. (If only Ramos was from western New York, he could be a Buffalo Buffalo too. Sigh.)

Chase Anderson got chased in the 3rd inning after Ramos doubled and then Michael Conforto launched a 3-run homer. Anthony Kay managed to escape that frame (via the K, naturally) with only one more run coming across, but things were not 'kay in the 4th. (It is here where we really hoped his middle name was Oliver or something. A.O. Kay. Nope. Benjamin. C'mon parents, do better.) Walk, single, walk, failed forceout at home because Danny Jansen dropped the ball. This is fine, it's only one run, just damage contr-- Dom Smith grand slam. That would be the first slam ever hit by a visiting player in Buffalo, going all the way back to the American Association franchise from 1879. Two more singles and a hit batter surround Jacob Waguespack's entry into the game, and Ramos clears all three bases with another double for runs 6 through 8 of the inning. Conforto singles home Ramos, J.D. Davis drives in Conforto for a double-digit frame, and Dom Smith, apparently deciding he can't hit another grand slam, so oh well, finally strikes out to end this mess. It is now 14-1 and the Mets have their first 10-run inning since that 24-4 game in Philadelphia on August 16, 2018. The Jays hadn't given one up since July 3, 2010, at Yankee Stadium, and hadn't done it in a home game since June 21, 1994, when the Red Sox opened with a 10-spot that included 5 doubles (but no homers!) and went on to win 13-1.

At this point the damage is basically over, although Conforto would reach on an error in the 7th and score on a bases-loaded walk because why not. That made him the first Mets batter to score 4 runs and drive in 4 runs in the same contest since Yoenis Cespedes had a 3-homer game in Denver on August 21, 2015. And when Ramos led off the 8th with a solo homer, that made him the first to do it since... uh... Conforto about 15 minutes ago. The Mets had never before had two players with 4 runs and 4 RBI in the same game. But if you're looking for the last team in the majors to do that, you've only gotta go back 2 days, to that 29-9 game in Atlanta on Wednesday. And the last season where there were multiple such games was 1999.

Forgot about Dom Smith's grand slam, did you? Well, that gives him 4 RBI as well; he, Conforto, and Ramos are the second trio in Mets history to have a homer and 4 RBI in the same game. Ike Davis, Scott Hairston, and Daniel Murphy did it in a 17-1 romp at Wrigley on June 27, 2012. But the reason we're enjoying Buffalo so much, other than that we're in Buffalo, is that he batted 9th. Even in the Before Times, the Mets would have gotten to use a designated hitter in the AL team's home stadium, so no asterisk on this one. Ramos is their first #9 batter with 3 hits and 4 RBI in a game since Steven Matz's famous MLB debut on June 28, 2015. He's only the second #9 in Mets history with 3 extra-base hits in a game; Desi Relaford did it against the Expos on September 27, 2001, and that was after a double switch (i.e., he didn't start there). And only one other NL player in MLB history has recorded 4 runs scored and 4 RBI out of a starting #9 slot. That was another famous game by a pitcher, when Micah Owings hit 2 homers against the Braves in 2007.

Your 18-1 final score was the first in the majors in over a decade, since the Brewers did it against the Cubs on August 2, 2010. Yes, those same Brewers who just hung a 19-0 on Detroit this week as well (and who were busy no-hitting the Cubs at the time this Mets game ended, but we'll get there). It also exactly matched the worst loss in Jays history, another 18-1 in Kansas City on May 16, 2003. And remember how Bryse Wilson got a save in that 29-9 festival the other day because he "pitched effectively" for 3 innings? Guess what Erasmo Ramirez did in this one. The Mets' old mark for "most ridiculous save" had been held by Ron Taylor, in a 14-run win (20-6) in Atlanta on August 7, 1971. Never before had two pitchers gotten "official" saves in 17-run games in the same season, and even if you apply the modern rules retroactively, you'd have to go to 1931 to find it. That was only 16 years removed from Buffalo last having a herd of its own.


Ten-Der Is The Night

As the old saying goes, the 10-run inning giveth, the 10-run inning taketh away. (Nobody says that.) But if you had a little flashback during that discussion of a New York team and a 10-spot in Buffalo on Friday, don't worry, the Blue Jays did too. Because just four days earlier, it was their 10-spot that beat that other New York City team. They did have to weather Hyun-Jin Ryu giving up 5 runs including back-to-back homers to Luke Voit and Aaron Hicks in the 1st. But trailing 6-2 in the 6th, they encountered the Yankees' bullpen. Heh.

Walk, walk, single, fielding error against Chad Green. So it's already 6-3 and the bases are still loaded when Adam Ottavino takes the hill. Last week we told you about the Yankees finally giving jersey number 89 to Miguel Yajure; Ottavino has, for his entire career, famously worn jersey number 0. Particularly appropriate on Monday because that's the number of outs he got. Single (6-5). Stolen base since second is now open. Single (6-6). Another stolen base. Walk to reload the bases. Single (6-8). Walk to reload the bases. That always-helpful "mound visit", during which the "advice" must have been to hang a 3-1 meatball and let Danny Jansen put the game out of its misery. You may remember Danny Jansen as the guy who dropped the ball in the Mets game just before Dom Smith's grand slam. The slam that we had to describe as the first one ever hit in Buffalo by a visiting player-- because Jansen had just hit this one on Monday. Jansen's was not, however, the first one hit by a home player. Hal Chase-- of many good years with the Yankees and Reds-- took a foray into the Federal League and hit one for the Blues against Pittsburgh on August 9, 1915. And Irishman Curry Foley hit all of 3 homers for the Bisons in 1882, but two were slams-- and one was at home against the Blues (that's the Cleveland Blues, before the Buffalo Blues became the Blues, got it?) on May 25 of that year.

Jansen also became the fourth Jays #9 batter ever to have 4 RBI in a game against the Yankees, and three of them did it via slam. Ryan Goins took Masahiro Tanaka deep in September 2017, and Hector Torres hit one off Ron Guidry on June 27, 1977, in the Yankees' first-ever visit to "The 6". Manuel Lee on June 8, 1992, is the one who had the 4 RBI without a slam. As for Ottavino, he got charged with 6 runs, didn't record an out, and got the loss because the go-ahead run was the first batter he faced. Only three other Yankees have ever gotten tagged with that line; Jonathan Holder did it August 2, 2018, against Boston, while Catfish Hunter (1978) and George Pipgras (1928) did it in games they started. We also put those stolen bases in the narrative for a reason; since earned runs were first official-ized in 1912, only two pitchers have given up 6 of them and allowed 2 stolen bases while getting 0 outs-- Ottavino and Holder. That's for any team, not just the Yankees.

And circling back to our big 1-0, the Jays last had a 10-run inning in the year 1-0, August 31 against the Rays. When they then allowed the one to the Mets on Friday, they became the first team to be on both ends of a 10-run frame so quickly since Tampa Bay did that on July 22 and 26, 2006. And at the risk of forgetting the elephant in the room, the Braves had their own 10-run inning (actually 11) in what will forever be known as The 29-9 Game on Wednesday. It's the first time there have been three of them in five days since September 2004.


My Sacrifice

Somewhere in baseball's long history (more specifically, the early 1950s), someone-- or more likely a "committee"-- decided that if there's a runner on third, a good teammate is just trying to hit the ball far enough to get him home, and thus he shouldn't be charged with an at-bat for that. Clearly his intent is to give himself up for the greater good of scoring the run, not try to rope a double off the wall or put a multi-run homer into a river somewhere. Um, have you seen anybody hit lately? But anyway, the statistical anomaly known as the "sacrifice fly" is still on the books, and while the per-game rate of sac flies is actually on pace to be its lowest ever, the new "free runner on second" rule has made a few of them even more noticeable.

Earlier we hinted that Brandon Woodruff of the Brewers was happily no-hitting the Cubs on Friday until Ian Happ shot one back up the middle in the 6th. That would end up being the only hit Woodruff allowed before leaving in the 8th; he joined Freddy Peralta (May 2018) and Steve Woodard (July 1997) as the only pitchers in Brewers history to allow 1 hit and strike out 12. Problem: The Brewers weren't exactly doing anything either. Jon Lester pitched 6 innings and also allowed only 3 hits, two of them to Avisail Garcia. So we head to the 9th in a 0-0 slog, one of those games where you're happy to have the free-runner rule just so there's a chance of someone scoring and getting it over with. Except we didn't quite get there. Christian Yelich drew a leadoff walk, rumbled around to third on a single by Jedd Gyorko, and that set up the <sarcasm font> most exciting play in baseball, the walkoff sac fly. Ryan Braun hits it, your final score is 1-0, and the cardboard cutouts can go back to staring aimlessly into space. (They're good at that.) It was the first time in Brewers history they'd won a 1-0 game via sac-fly-off, and no team in the majors had done it since Pedro Alvarez hit one for the Orioles on May 5, 2016. The only other sac-fly-off the Brewers ever had against Chicago, any score, came back when they were in the American League and played the White Sox regularly. That was August 15, 1973, when John Briggs scored Dave May.

Speaking of the White Sox, we'll mention here, because it provides a "visual aid", that they were busy getting no-hit at the same time the Cubs were on Friday. They also broke theirs up in the 6th, and they ended up winning because the second hit was a 3-run homer by Eloy Jimenez. It was the first day on which both Chicago teams were held to 3 hits since September 6, 2017. And it was the first time the White Sox had 3 hits but managed to score 4 runs since July 1, 2014, in the first half of a rain-induced doubleheader with the Angels. We were there. At 4:00 on a Tuesday. At least somebody was.

And the stadium looked a lot like it did this week.


Knock Your Sox Off

The White Sox were most definitely not getting no-hit on Saturday. Tim Anderson took care of that with the third pitch from Michael Fulmer, and it wasn't long before more of his pitches were getting hit also. At least the ones that could find the strike zone. Fulmer gave up three straight RBI hits in the 1st and then finally departed when Nomar Mazara made it 5-0 in the 3rd. Fulmer also gave up 4 earned runs without finishing the 3rd inning on Monday; technically Jordan Zimmermann was the last Tigers pitcher to do that, but that was on either side of one of his multiple DL trips in 2016. The last Tigers starter to do it back-to-back in a week, like "normal", was Matt Roney in 2003.

That brought on Daniel Norris, and who better to light him up than Jose Abreu. A 3-run homer in the 4th makes it 8-0, and before we had even cycled around to refreshing the boxscore, it quickly jumped to 11-0 when he also took Rony Garcia deep in the 5th. Abreu also hit a pair of 3-run dingers back on September 4, 2016, at Target Field. And, even including grand slams in this definition, he's the first player in White Sox history to do that twice. And those three straight RBI hits off Fulmer in the 1st, well, Abreu had the first one of those also, meaning he collected a total of 7 RBI on the day. The last White Sox batter to do that in a home game was Jim Thome on July 17, 2009, against the Orioles.

Nope, of course they're not done. Abreu would end up scoring the final White Sox run on Luis Robert's sac fly in the 7th. And did we mention he was on base for that Nomar Mazara double that knocked Fulmer out of the game? (No, we didn't mention that.) Count 'em, that's five runs scored in addition to seven driven in. No player in White Sox history had pulled that off in the same game. In fact, since the leagues started officially counting RBIs in 1920, only 18 players ever had. But you don't have to look very far to find the 17th-- it was Adam Duvall, because The 29-9 Game. Only twice before had it happened twice in the same season: 2018 by Jackie Bradley and Yoenis Cespedes, and 1950 by Walt Dropo and Gil Hodges. And forget the 7 RBI for a moment (go on, we dare you), only one other cleanup batter in Sox history had even scored the 5 runs in a game. He "cleans up", it's the guys above him who are supposed to be scoring all the runs. Abreu joined Earl Sheely, who also did it against the Tigers... on September 9, 1921.

The 14-0 final (you notice we didn't have any Tigers highlights) was the 16th shutout of 14+ in White Sox history, and four of them have been against the Tigers. (It helps that they're in the division.) But the last of those four was on July 6, 1956. The last one against any opponent was another 14-0 over Cleveland on July 21, 2004.


Our title was chosen almost immediately after we put up the special post about The 29-9 Game on Thursday. Turns out it's kinda hard to theme a lot of Paul Harvey catchphrases. And Matt Harvey didn't really do much this week. (Though stay turned for a Hunter Harvey mention!) But if you're old enough to have owned a radio back when those were a thing, you know what the news is. In a minute you're going to hear the rest of the story. If you'd rather hear it now, we stumbled onto a fascinating site with thousands of the radio icon's segments from over the years. So sprawl out on your Select Comfort mattress and fire up your Bose speakers, you could be here a while. Intermission!


State & Madison
(If you don't get the reference, it's Chicago's zero point. It's also fun that a big zero happened in a neighboring state whose capital is Madison.

Someone mention Chicago and no-hitters? Yeah, seems we have to talk about it, especially since we mentioned their other brushes with greatness. Back up the Edens we go to Milwaukee, where Alec Mills was on tap to face the Brewers. (On tap. Brewers. It's late.) And for a time we wondered if anybody was gonna get a hit, because Adrian Houser also shut down the Cubs until the 4th inning blew up with 3 hits, 2 errors, a walk, and a hit batter. Keston Hiura walked in the 4th but got erased on a double play. Craig Counsell couldn't even stand to watch his team get no-hit, so he got himself ejected in the 5th. After a 6-pitch 6th, various broadcasters are noting that Mills has never even thrown a complete game, and will they leave him out there? Both of our cliffhangers (that and the NH) intensify when Daniel Vogelbach works another walk in the 7th. Meanwhile, the Cubs have been tacking onto their lead, with David Bote homering in the 5th, Victor Caratini doubling in the 7th, and both of them driving home another run in the 8th. They would end up as the Cubs' first starting #8 and #9 batters with 3 RBI in the same game since pitcher Steve Engel hit a 3-run homer (to go with Shawon Dunston as the #8) on August 26, 1985. Bote was the second #9 batter in Cubs history with a homer, a sac fly, and a hit-by-pitch in the same game, after current Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow did it in 1979. (That was not Krukow's only career home run. That's Duane Kuiper. As you KNBR fans know all too well.)

The score got ridiculous enough (10-0) that, with a doubleheader scheduled for Monday, the Brewers sent shortstop Orlando Arcia, well, not quite to shortstop for the 9th. He made his second pitching appearance of the season and once again gave up 2 more runs, just as he did against Detroit on September 1. He's the first position player in Brewers history to give up multiple runs multiple times. (But he's also about to get a special place in no-hitter history too.) That also led to the 12-0 final being the Cubs' biggest shutout victory ever against any team from Milwaukee (not just the Brewers), topping a 10-0 on June 5, 2012.

You know how this ends. It also brings an end to one of the quirkest no-hitter notes out there: That the only one at Miller Park was not thrown in a Brewers game. It was, however, thrown by another Cubs pitcher, Victor Zambrano, 12 years minus 1 day earlier when MLB moved two Astros games to Milwaukee in the wake of Hurricane Ike. Combined with that one Lucas Giolito threw three weeks ago, it's the first time the Cubs and White Sox have ever thrown them in the same season, though they did both get no-hit on the same weekend in 1917.

Those two Brewers errors in the 4th helped them become the first team to commit three miscues while also getting no-hit since the Indians did that against Ervin Santana in 2011. That NH, however, is famous as still being the last one where the no-hittees scored a run. For the last 0-0-3 linescore you have to go back to the Braves in Randy Johnson's perfect game in 2004. As for Orlando Arcia's special place in no-hitter lore, yes, there have been some lopsided ones recently. The Cubs' previous one, thrown by Jake Arrieta in 2016, was a 16-0 game. The Angels threw up that 13-0 last year on Tyler Skaggs' memorial night. But none of those had a position player pitch in them. In fact, as best we could find (excluding people like Babe Ruth who really were used as pitchers for part of their careers), the last position player to pitch on the other side of a no-hitter was George "Peaches" Graham, also in a Cubs game in 1903. There is some evidence that Peaches pitched a few games in the minors in 1902 and 1903, but that fateful day (September 18) marked not only his lone big-league pitching appearance, but his lone game with the Cubs. Chicago and Philadelphia were in the midst of back-to-back doubleheaders, and in those pre-contract days it wasn't uncommon for teams to just go grab a local player who wasn't doing anything else that day. Hence Graham, who was from Illinois (offering us no insight into the nickname), got the spot-start and threw 5 innings while his own team got no-hit by Chick Fraser (and also committed 3 errors, as it happens). Peaches went on to a multi-year career as a catcher with the Braves but never threw off the mound again.

What kind of career lies ahead for Alec Mills still remains to be seen, but he's in the permanent record books at least once. He's also the first major-leaguer to play for the University of Tennessee at Martin (go Skyhawks!), whose previous claim to sports fame was as the alma mater and first coaching stop of basketball great Pat Summitt. (Both Mills and Summitt are from sort-of-nearby Clarksville as well.) They might have to add to the signs after this one.



Lord Of The Sacrifice Flies
(This has us pondering a baseball-themed horror movie. The outfielders are kind of like islands out there. It's the type of thing that would be perfectly set in some random out-of-the-way place like, say, Martin, Tenn.)

Meanwhile, back in Lack Of Offense Land, the Yankees pulled off another one of those "exciting" sac-fly victories on Saturday against the Orioles, with whom they were knotted at 1-1 in the 9th. The Orioles' run was unearned, and the Yankees' run came on a sac fly of its own, by Clint Frazier in the 1st after DJ LeMahieu started the game with a double. Both teams got 2-out hits in the 8th, but that was the only activity until LeMahieu got sent to second as the Yankees' free runner in the 10th. And then Hunter Harvey immediately sent him to third when his first pitch bounced through the proverbial 5-hole of Pedro Severino. Luke Voit then lofted one to center for the win, the Yankees' first extra-inning sac-fly-off since Nick Swisher scored Mark Teixeira, also against the Orioles, on April 14, 2011. It was only the sixth time since sac flies became a thing in 1954 that the Yankees had scored multiple runs in a game, all of them via the SF, and won; the previous one of those was on July 13, 1991, in Anaheim (Matt Nokes and Pat Kelly hit them).

And on Tuesday, Maikel Franco of the Royals broke an 8th-inning tie with his fly ball that scored Adalberto Mondesi. Kansas City's last batter to hit a go-ahead sac fly in the 8th? Why, that's Maikel Franco in the second game of the season back on July 25. And that was also at Progressive Field in Cleveland. No Royals batter has had two such sac flies in the same season since Alcides Escobar in 2011, but before Franco, no Royals batter had ever had two in the same park in the same season (including Kauffman).


One For The Road

We covered the Brewers winning that 1-0 game via walkoff sac fly on Friday, but they were actually the second 1-0 walkoff of the week. On Monday the Rockies and Padres took a holiday from the hard labor of scoring runs, with Dinelson Lamet and Kyle Freeland not helping matters. They scattered nine hits over the game's first seven innings-- eight of them singles, two of them with 2 outs, and three of them followed by double plays to retire the runner in question. The closest either team came to a run was when a hit batter loaded the bases for San Diego in the 7th but then replay took a run off the board when it ruled that Fernando Tatis had indeed been doubled off first.

Finally Carlos Estevez took the mound for the Rockies in the 9th, surrendered a leadoff single to Greg Garcia, and then Jurickson Profar pounds just the second extra-base hit of the game for the 1-0 walkoff. The last Rockies pitcher to enter a game, give up a base hit to the first batter, then give up a walkoff hit to the second batter, was Boone Logan against the Phillies on May 28, 2014. And Profar's double, appropriately, made a pair of "seconds" in Padres history. Mark Kotsay, on August 8, 2003, against Cincinnati, had the only other walkoff two-bagger in their history to win a 1-0 game. And the only other time they had any walkoff against the Rockies in a scoreless game was when Paul McAnulty homered off Nate Field on September 6, 2006.

If it feels like it's been a while since you've heard about a 1-0 game, it was. There hadn't been one since August 7 when the Rays got a late run against (imagine that) Adam Ottavino. The last time the majors went a full month without a 1-0 game was from August 2 to September 2 of 2001.


Let's Get It Started

Tuesday meant back to work for many people, including those little departments of the Rockies and Padres that are dedicated to scoring runs. So after the quietness of their 1-0 game on Monday, both teams woke up their "HR" department (sorry not sorry) very early on Tuesday. After a double and a walk, Nolan Arenado hit the Rockies' first-ever 3- or 4-run homer in the 1st inning at Petco Park, following in the footsteps of Larry Walker, Todd Hollandsworth, and Greg Norton who were the three to hit them at old Jack Murphy Stadium. Meanwhile, Colorado's own starter, Chi Chi Gonzalez, found everything except the strike zone-- issuing three straight walks and then hitting Austin Nola to force in the Padres' first run. The Padres hadn't started a game with three straight walks since August 22, 2012, against the Pirates, and the Rockies hadn't issued it since a year before that (Jason Hammel, August 3, 2011, against the Phillies).

So with the bases still loaded and Gonzalez not feeling it, what better time for the major-league debut of Jose Mujica. We presume, as is usually the case, they rolled his first pitch out of play for him to keep after Wil Myers, maybe intentionally, took it for a ball. The second pitch he threw in the majors, however, is on the shelf of some lucky cardboard cutout sitting in right field, because Myers cranked it for a lead-flipping grand slam. Yonder Alonso (2012) and Bret Boone (2000) hit the only other lead-flipping slams in the 1st inning in Padres history, and it made Mujica the first pitcher to allow a slam to the first batter he ever faced since Curtis Partch of the Reds did that on June 9, 2013, against Matt Holliday. The combination of Arenado and Myers marked the first game in Petco Park history where both teams hit a 3- or 4-run homer in the 1st inning. That happened twice at The Murph, by Ken Caminiti and Colorado's Larry Walker on September 17, 1997, and by former-Phillie-turned-Padre John Kruk and still-current-Phillie Von Hayes on May 25, 1987.

You might remember that about three weeks ago when the Padres were on that spree, Myers hit a 1st-inning grand slam then too (August 18 at Texas). The only other player in Padres history to hit two of them is Dave Winfield, and his were in different seasons. Mujica, meanwhile, would get left in for the 2nd inning as well and surrender 5 more runs on a Manny Machado double and Austin Nola's 3-run homer. Edwar Cabrera, on June 27, 2012, was the only other pitcher to make his MLB debut with the Rockies and give up 7 runs in less than 3 innings. Myers and Nola were just the second occurrence in Padres history of a 3- or 4-run homer in both the 1st and 2nd innings; Adrian Gonzalez and Kevin Kouzmanoff did it in Pittsburgh on July 26, 2008. And on their way to the second 14-5 win in team history (the other was against the Reds in 2004), Tuesday was also the first time in Padres history they'd scored 5+ runs in the 1st and 2nd innings of the same game.


Grand Slam Breakfast

Wil Myers wasn't the only one turning the scoreboard sunny-side up this week. In that one AL West game every week that proves our rule, the Athletics blew up for 8 runs in the first 3 innings against Luis Garcia. Or they might have, if he had made it through 3 innings. His first pitch of the game Friday was a called strike to Tommy La Stella. The next four were balls. Then four of the six to Marcus Semien were balls. Then four out of six to Ramon Laureano were balls. So we have the first occurrence of Oakland starting a game with three straight walks since Erik Bedard of the Astros granted them hall passes on April 15, 2013. Garcia then threw six more pitches to Matt Olson. Who did not walk. He more-or-less strolled. Trotted, some might say. Because he became the first Oaklander to hit a grand slam as the team's fourth batter of the game (which is the earliest one is possible) since Former New Britain Rock Cat Danny Valencia did it on September 4, 2015. That also knocked Garcia out of the game and made him the first Rangers starter to face four batters and have all of them score since Ray Hayward did it against the Yankees on July 5, 1988. Garcia had only been scheduled as an "opener" anyway (yeah, that's back), but his even-earlier-than-expected departure meant Jordan Lyles became the first Rangers pitcher to work 7 innings in "relief" since Luis Mendoza allowed 8 runs on 4 outs on July 7, 2008, and Dustin Nippert entered in the 2nd and finished the game.

Didi Gregorius could not quite match Olson's feat on Saturday, but is that really his fault? After all, it's Phillies manager Joe Girardi who put him #5 in the order instead of #4. But he can certainly give an assist to leadoff hitter Andrew McCutchen for striking out and then letting the next three guys reach base instead (via two walks and an error). Gregorius then hit just the third slam ever by the Phillies in the state of Florida, and the first one not in the 9th inning. As 9th-inning slams go, one definitely had some drama to it-- Shane Victorino off Matt Lindstrom to flip the lead on April 24, 2009-- and one just turned an 8-3 lead into a 12-3 lead-- Benito Santiago off Jay Powell on July 21, 1996.


Grand Junction: Colorado

And as for drama, it was all the rage back in 2018 when MLB shattered the record for walkoff grand slams with nine of them. And if everything counts 2.7 times as much in this abbreviated season, well then we've shattered it again. Because there have already been 10.8-- uh, we mean 4-- walkoff slams this year, and you can probably name two of them right away because Oakland. Our latest entry comes from Charlie Blackmon, who watched Wil Myers' slam on Tuesday (the first entry in this section) sail right over his head and maybe thought, hey, there's an idea. Blackmon hit the second walkoff slam in Rockies history on Friday night, joining Ryan Spilborghs against the Giants on August 24, 2009.

But Blackmon's shot was the last in a series of four homers in that game, and you never heard about the first three. It was 3-2 in the 8th when Jared Walsh hit a game-tying solo shot off Mychal Givens for the first blown save of the night. Since MLB always makes the Angels play the Dodgers when interleague rolls around, that was the first tying or go-ahead homer the Halos had ever hit in the 8th or later against the Rockies. So in the top of the 9th, Anthony Bemboom hits the second. Since you already know the ending, Bemboom was the first Angels batter to hit a go-ahead homer in the 9th inning of a road game that they wound up losing since once-and-future Rockie Chris Iannetta did it for them in Arlington on August 1, 2012.

That left the Rockies trailing 5-4 going to the bottom of the 9th, and while Blackmon's grand slam certainly would have won the game either way, it would be Ryan McMahon who went yard first to at least guarantee that Colorado wouldn't lose in regulation. Combined with the slam, it was the third time in Rockies history that they'd hit a tying homer and then a walkoff homer in the same inning: Ian Stewart and Jason Giambi did it against Boston on June 23, 2010, and Todd Helton and Jeff Cirillo tag-teamed Arizona on September 18, 2001.

And now you know the rest of the story.


Bottom Of The Bag

⚾ Cody Bellinger, Tuesday: Second game (other was in 2018) with 2 walks and 2 stolen bases as Dodgers cleanup batter. Only other player in modern era to do it twice in that spot is Jackie Robinson.

⚾ Giants, Sunday: First time held to ≤ 3 hits in both games of a doubleheader since July 1, 1907, at Philadelphia. (And they won one of those games, because 1907.)

⚾ Ramon Laureano, Monday: Third game of career with both a sac fly and a hit-by-pitch. First player in Athletics history to have three such games.

⚾ Ronald Acuña, Wed-Thu: First leadoff batter for any team with 2 walks, a homer, and 3 runs scored in consecutive games since Eddie Yost of the Senators in August 1955.

⚾ Ian Anderson, Saturday: First Braves pitcher to throw 7+ innings, allow 1 hit, and strike out 9+ in a road game since John Smoltz at San Diego, April 14, 1996.

⚾ Shane Bieber: Friday: Became second pitcher in modern era to record 8+ strikeouts in each of his first 10 starts of a season. Other was Randy Johnson (15 straight games) in 2000.

⚾ White Sox, Tuesday: First time losing a game on a missed-catch error by the catcher since June 15, 1951, against Philadelphia.

⚾ Twins, Saturday: First game where their #7, #8, and #9 batters all homered since Oswaldo Arcia, Clete Thomas, and Eduardo Escobar on June 20, 2013.

⚾ Drew Smyly, Thursday: First Giants pitcher with 8 strikeouts in a "relief" appearance since Scott Garrelts vs Brewers, May 13, 1984.

⚾ Willians Astudillo, Tuesday: First Twins #9 batter ever to have a single, a double, and 2 runs scored in a game in a National League park (where normally the pitcher would be batting).

⚾ James McCann, Wednesday: First catcher to hit 2 homers but get called for interference in the same game since Rod Barajas of the Mets, May 7, 2010.

⚾ Daulton Varsho, Sunday: First Diamondbacks catcher ever to steal two bases in a game. Toronto is now the only active franchise who's never had a catcher do it.

⚾ Nelson Cruz, Tuesday: Oldest player to homer in both games of a doubleheader since Carlton Fisk on September 10, 1990.

⚾ Adalberto Mondesi, Thu-Sat: Second player in modern era to both homer and steal a base in three straight games. Other was Bobby Abreu of the Phillies in May 2004.

⚾ Ryan Mountcastle, Wednesday: First Orioles batter ever to have a 4-hit game in Queens (including the Yankees-at-Shea years).

⚾ Yankees, Fri-Sun: First time winning four straight home games against the same opponent, allowing 1 run in each, since July 13-15, 1984, against the Royals.

⚾ Rangers, Thursday: First home game where they had multiple triples but scored 2 or fewer runs since May 23, 1993-- in their final season at Arlington Stadium.

⚾ Kenley Jansen, Tue & Sat: First time in career giving up 3+ runs in back-to-back pitching appearances.

⚾ Brett Gardner, Friday: First Yankees batter to homer and get caught stealing twice in the same game (should've just stuck to homering) since Ben Chapman in Chicago on August 6, 1932.

⚾ Kevin Gausman, Monday: First Giants pitcher to allow 2 hits, strike out 9+, and pick off a runner, since Wilson Alvarez against the Padres on September 27, 1997.

⚾ Red Sox, Saturday: Stole 6 bases as a team and still lost. Hadn't done that since a 5-3 defeat in Washington on September 19, 1952.

⚾ Tony Gonsolin, Thursday: First Dodgers pitcher to throw 5+ innings of relief and get tagged with a loss since Dave Mlicki did it in an extra-inning game against the D'backs on April 13, 1999.

⚾ Ty France, Tuesday: Second Mariners batter to hit a triple at Giants' current ballpark. Tom Lampkin did it in their very first series there, on June 11, 2000.

⚾ Royals, Sunday: Shut out Pirates 11-0, matching their largest shutout win ever against a National League opponent. Though the other 11-0 was a little more exciting.